Posts Tagged ‘Hayden Panettiere’

Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.

The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.

Alas… Here. We. Go…

Alyssa Milano

Victoria Beckham

Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

Tobey Maguire

Steve Urkel

Scarlett Johansson

Punky Brewster

Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

Brad Pitt

Pamela Manderson

Jerry O’Connell

Nicole Eggert

Mike Rowe

Mark Hamill

Marilyn Manson

Lindsay Lohan

Lil’ John

Leo DiCaprio

Stephanie from Full House

Karen from The Office

John Travolta

John Stewart

Michael Jackson

Ice Man

Hulk Hogan

Hayden Panettiere

Ricky Gervais

Edward Furlong

Fat Ginger from various 90’s era kid’s movies

Eric Bana

Elijah Wood

Dick Cheney

Elisha Cuthbert

Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in

Creed from The Office

Nikki Cox (damn shame)

Stephen Colbert

Clint Eastwood

Charlie from Willy Wonka

That Guy

Roided Carrots

Bret McKenzie

Christian F_cking Bale

Angelina Jolie

Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)

Amy Winehouse

Carlton from Fresh Prince

Barry Balco Bonds

Tara Reid

Hayden Panettiere shows of her no-cans in Cannes, France.

Many people will disagree with my belief that she looks like a little bodybuilder (in a Shawn Johnson sort of way), but Hayden Panettiere prefers baseball over getting roided.

These photos raise questions like a) does anyone care whatsoever, and b) if people do care whatsoever, should people who don’t care whatsoever care about the people who do care?

I think the answer is no, so you might as well click this and move along–semi-nsfw warning.

She can take my lightsaber anytime.

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This mouse has little chance vs. this angry cat
Stuart Scott has a giant oak on his shirt…
Hank Williams Jr. & MNF going Spanish, white America going to have fit
Usain Bolt dance moves that might catch on in the United States
A fun Olympics game: Chick or Dude
USC WR likes going shirtless around other dudes

Top 25 MMA knockouts
The new Hasselhoff social network?
Get wasted and play beer pong on your Wii
A mom and a shot glass trick
Colorado State University cheerleader showing off (minor-NSFW)
This month’s hot chick in Esquire
The only thing big on Amanda are the twins

Kate Beckinsale went to a beach, wore a nice bikini
If you are Australian it’s likely you know this model
You can’t coach Playboy Miss September
This gallery should keep you busy
And so will this one…
Mom would not approve of this chick

WWII Pinups

I can’t wait to see Gina Carano’s Next Victim –

Little Discretion in College Shaming

5 Questions with Miss August at Party Cove USA-

Paris Hilton officially enters the presidential race –

Carmen Electra, still electric in a bikini –

Britney Spears leaving the gym, looking decent –

Galilea Montijo false sex tape rumor, she’s still hot –

These Girls like to play with exercise balls –

The 10 Hottest Movie and TV Cheerleaders of All Time –

Pure blonde sure as hell knows how to market itself –

Russia doesn’t mind sexual harassment at all –

Hilary Swank actually looks damned good here –

A solid list of movie stoners –

An amazing picture of two huge girls with a surprise in the middle –

Always try and follow your instinct –

Katie Price doing it in Miami –

Katerina Stikoudi is a Greek goddess –