Posted on 21 Oct 2009 at 12:24pm
CC promises to warm up the chilly Bronx with 26″ rims and a 12-piece bucket of dark meat chicken.
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Posted on 10 Jun 2009 at 1:56am
Article titles are in no particular order because I have become as lazy as psychics have gotten (see #1). Rearranging the titles is a lot of work, especially with so many Colons.
Here are Banned’s 20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines.
20. Trust me, you would have done the same thing, it was waaaaaay too long
19. Thanks, but no thanks. That’s the last thing they need…
18. Safe sex can be dangerous
17. Do Want
16. For removal, please see physician ASAP
15. They used to spell it M’sip
14. Accidental Silicone-C4 switcheroo
13. Kansas City finally gets some ass!
12. Please explain… Oh, you mean David Seaman… Ok, because I thought…
11. Too close for cuntfort
10. Not ideal
9. Payback
8. A sticky situation
7. Editor, clearly male
6. Following directions fail
5. Not really worth the $1 lotto ticket
4. I would have guessed it was a bit lower…
3. Bad decisions were made, everyone got pregnant
2. He was knee-slap-clapping like you do when you have a beer in your hand
1. Psychics are getting lazy