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Brotha Jonze — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:24:20 +0000

CC promises to warm up the chilly Bronx with 26″ rims and a 12-piece bucket of dark meat chicken.

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20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:56:30 +0000

Article titles are in no particular order because I have become as lazy as psychics have gotten (see #1). Rearranging the titles is a lot of work, especially with so many Colons.

Here are Banned’s 20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines.

Banned In Hollywood » headlines

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20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines

20. Trust me, you would have done the same thing, it was waaaaaay too long

19. Thanks, but no thanks. That’s the last thing they needâ€¦

18. Safe sex can be dangerous

17. Do Want

16. For removal, please see physician ASAP

15. They used to spell it M’sip

14. Accidental Silicone-C4 switcheroo

13. Kansas City finally gets some ass!

12. Please explainâ€¦ Oh, you mean David Seamanâ€¦ Ok, because I thoughtâ€¦

11. Too close for cuntfort

10. Not ideal

9. Payback

8. A sticky situation

7. Editor, clearly male

6. Following directions fail

5. Not really worth the $1 lotto ticket

4. I would have guessed it was a bit lowerâ€¦

3. Bad decisions were made, everyone got pregnant

2. He was knee-slap-clapping like you do when you have a beer in your hand

1. Psychics are getting lazy