In an effort to decrease the credibility of Banned In Hollywood, I decided to write a post about the two greatest staples of American society: Nascar and Spencer Pratt. The problem I find myself running into however, is that I can’t seem to find anything interesting or make up anything entertaining about either the Pratt-Montag duo, or the August 31st Nascar event they were presumable forced to attend.**

That said, I suppose it’s only necessary that this post, like watching 500 laps of Nascar’s finest or listening to Pratt’s dumbass self aggrandize because no one else will do it for him, is exceptionally mundane and disappointing. I think I’ll leave it at that.

**All assumptions based on photo evidence.