Playboy Playmate Holly Madison hosts a beach blanket bikini bash at Tao Beach at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas.

That is all.

At the Playboy Mansion, Halloween 2009 came a week early, but we aren’t complaining. If anything, it gives us a glimpse of what to look forward to this Saturday. That is of course if we’re lucky enough to find a venue comparable to the Mansion and have it be filled with hundreds of the world’s most beautiful scantily-clad women.

Hope for the best.

Photo credit COED Magazine.

HOLLYWOOD – Holly Madison made an appearence at The 4th Annual ‘Bowling for Boobies’ fundraiser at the Lucky Strike Lanes on Monday.

Though the fundraiser seemed more like an event aimed at financing breast implants than battling breast cancer, Holly Madison, sophomoric jokes aside, claims it was a success commenting:

“Like, like, like, haha, like, and stuff like that.”

Holly isn’t the only Playmate to leave the 82 year old with nothing but wrinkled balls and a medicine cabinet full of Viagra. Kendra Wilkinson disbanded from the aging Heffer for Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett in similar fashion (more here)

But don’t feel bad for the Playboy founder who seems to have succumb to inevitability, check out the beautiful new twins that have moved into the mansion. Karissa and Kristin Shannon aren’t really hot, but at least they’re not in their mid-eighties, right? Plus maybe they’re smart… Well, no.