But let’s be honest, I don’t think there’s a person in the world who prefers a sober Gary Busey over a coked out Gary Busey.

In fact, we would most likely be without our ever so popular (and personal favorite) list — Top 5 Gary Busey Being Gary Busey Videos.

And while we don’t condone excessive drug use, we thank those willing to take the fall.

Gary, you are my muse.

Bollywood. It’s essentially Die Hard 4 meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets Kill Bill. It’s progressive, and they’re doing it right — why release five-hundred different movies in one year when you can release five-hundred different types of movies in one movie?

Hollywood needs to catch on, quit complaining about illegal movie downloads, and start making movies I want to see. And what I want to see is Evil Dead meets Kill Bill meets 3:10 to Yuma meets The Wrestler meets Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

Who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of zombies with samurai swords, wearing spandex and killing Matthew McConaughey?

Months before, my dick was on and my boner was happy because Radiohead released their album In Rainbows online, which was a huge dick in the @ss to the record industry, but when it came down to seeing them live (which is the best way to listen to music) they failed to FUŠK Ticketmaster (which like the record industry, deserves a hard anal pounding). And maybe I’m just getting greedy, onset of course by the liberties Radiohead’s online album release allowed me, but at the same time, maybe it’s because Ticketmaster has been FUŠKING their customer’s for the past 15 years. Why should we pay a $15 processing fee and a $5 convenience charge when printing, shipping, and handling all add up to less than $3?

Obviously Ticketmaster gets a large share of this money (if not all), and by Radiohead releasing their tickets to Ticketslave it is a step backwards in their attempt at freeing their fans from corporate musical cockblock. It almost seems contradicting – unless of course the In Rainbows release was strictly for monetary gain (which I like to think is not true).

We all know that if Radiohead had put their tickets up for sale solely through their website, they would have sold out in minutes. And if they put them on sale to newsletter subscribers only (which I don’t believe even exists, C’mon Radiohead) it may have taken them a day, but at least everyone would have been fans. True fans. Not the 38 year old, single moms who listen to Radiohead because they want to “feel young again (actually those types would be at Kanye),” it’s Bull$hit.

Where have real shows gone, and why can’t we enjoy at least one band that enjoys their fans more than the money they bring? Come on Thom – Do not let Ticketmaster control your fan’s (my) lives (or at least ability to see you guys). To countless people you are idols, and the fact that Ticketslave gets in the way of this encroaches on my ability to rock out with my cock out (which, naturally I love to do).

Next time, do it right Thom. Quit giving me Radioblueballs.