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In addition to stuffing herself with silicone, alcohol, and a laundry list of designer drugs, Tara Reid has taken the next step in what doctors are calling fatty tissue replacement surgery by injecting Hasbro cornerstone, Play-Doh, below the surface of her disgusting stomach – a similar procedure to the one she had done to her brain.

Reid is in the preliminary stages of a doughey transformation. Upon completion, she will have undergone a full-body doughover and will adhere to a regimented diet of multi-colored Play-Doh! brand hotdogs.