The paparazzi are bad, but somehow someone managed to fly either their remote controlled helicopter mounted digital camera over Britney Spears’ backyard, or zoomed in on  their creep-o-lite satellite to snap Britney’s fat leg hams.

Really the only other option is that the photog was Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show creeping from the top of a palm tree… wait, I think we might - yes we got it on camera and posted it below… Read more

[digg-me]It’s sort of sad to see someone so absolutely out of his mind, but any sadness is immediately consumed by the the comedy that Beetlejuice unknowingly is. Really the best assessment of Beetlejuice is given by the first commenter, “His mind is somewhere between a dolphin and a golden retriever’s.” Pretty accurate right?

Beetlejuice from The Howard Stern show, besides being the absolute ugliest motherfu©ker on earth, is absolutely balls crazy and looks strikingly similar to a potato with a funny haircut. If you can’t imagine that, we’ve provided you with a little visualization. Also, be sure to watch the video below.

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The Howard Stern guys are notorious for prank calls, and with a guy like John The Stutterer, there’s no question why. It’s a bit, I guess you’d say, taboo to laugh at a guy who has a stuttering problem, but I think he appreciates it so I see no big problem. Anyway, to set this up, there’s this program called IP-Relay that allows deaf people to make phone calls. They type whatever they want to the operator in an IM style window, and the operator relays whatever they type. And I mean, whatever they type.

And if you want to start doing this to your friends, which I don’t condone (eh…), check out www.ip-relay.com

Theres really nothing better than a bunch of irreverent a-holes like myself calling in to live news, just to talk crap. It’s childish, it pisses people off, and it’s as funny as a boner in gym shorts. Watch Below.