And it has access to all of your photo albums so it knows pretty damn well that you need to quit it with the weekly carton of vanilla Dryer’s.

Reportedly, the founders of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream are creating a flavor line inspired by the United States Government. Obama’s flavor is appropriately named “Yes, Pecan!” but no flavors have been attributed to the Bush administration…
Until now.
5. Exploding with flavor!

4. No fans and no money!

3. Confusingly delicious!

2. Drowning in melon!

1. We know you’ll love it…

Bonus Flavor: Alberto Gonzales’ personal favorite