“That’s a tough one for the youngster” is the best thing anyone could possibly say about one of the greatest (and yes I know, oldest) videos/gifs ever uproided to the internet — so thank you announcer for saving me the time thinking of something witty or dumb or both to say about this whole thing.

Nailed it.

I’m not a very loyal NHL fan, but I’ll be honest, if there were more moments like the following 10, and if players used their sticks during fights, I’d make more of an attempt to squeeze a Kings game in between the Dodgers and the Lakers.

But until NHL commissioner Gary Bettman finds this list on digg and encourages mid-fight slashing, the following 10 moments will be the closest I get to watching an NHL playoff game.

10. The Manwich

9. This Needs To Happen More During Clippers Games

8. Tonsil Hockey

7. How Many Markers Did You Use On That Thing? Jesus.

6. Welp, Never Bringing Mom To The Game Again…

5. Is That A Kristi Yamaguchi Move?

4. Never Try To Toughen Up Your Gay Son By Teaching Him About Hockey, Juxtaposition Makes It That Much Worse

3. Payback For Justin Bieber And Nickelback

2. Thought Bubbles Need To Be Used Much More Often

1. Is That A Suede Jacket?

I’m not a fan of ice hockey. I’m from Southern California so why would I be? There’s really no reason to confine myself to a 28 degree arena while a bunch of guys I don’t know skate around on what will never be native to any part of my hometown.

I’d much rather go surfing and then watch the only aspect of hockey I care about on the internet when I’m bored than deal with a bunch of sweaty fucking dudes in pads they’ve never washed.

If you’ve never smelled old hockey pads, just imagine what a facefull of Dionar Navarro‘s jockstrap dipped in curdled mayonnaise might smell like, then let that thought sit in the sun for a few hours.