After sifting mindlessly through crazy Tom Cruise YouTube videos for the last hour, I’ve realized that Tom is no more than a one-dimensional douchebactor who’s words (and behaviors) become as disjointed and incomprehensible as his religious precepts when his dialogue isn’t scripted for him by guys like Hollywood big-cock David Koepp.
That’s not to say there is no validity in the ideas he speaks about (at least from what I’m able to interpret, which by no fault of my own, is minimal).
I’m all for conservative distribution of designer drugs – but …

Especially in the given economy, people like this idiot help me understand my personal sense of value. I say this to mean that  if both she and I were applying for the same job, I know that any employer would choose me over her — it’s a no brainer.
I guess it would never come to that though, would it — she wouldn’t be able to figure out how to get out of her car in time for the interview. And if she did (with a little help from the cops) …