Posts Tagged ‘india’

According to wikipedia, “Bollywood is the largest film producer in India and one of the largest in the world.” The largest in India I can definitely see that, but the world? I guess Ron Howard, Quentin Tarantino and Steven Spielberg need to start adding lines like the following into their films:

“I want you inside Ed”
“I see the nuns are gay”
“I luv to see you pee on is tonight”
“You send me…offended. You know the hole to put it.”
“Now poop on them oliver”
“I like to swim in his bejay”
“Some day i sell DNA”

Here is a taste of Bollywood’s finest, “Benny Lava.”

Aditya “Romeo” Dev of Phagwara, India, is a pocket-size person who is at age 21, just 2 feet, 9 inches tall and weighs less than 20 pounds. Romeo is photographed outside his home and at the gym with his workout buddies where normal-size people crowd on a daily basis to watch little Romeo work out. Romeo is listed in the Guinness book of world records as the worlds smallest bodybuilder. His father told Telegraph,

“He has never been bothered at being so small. He has no inferiority complex. He is the jewel of our family,”

Inferiority complex? A two-foot tall bodybuilder with an inferiority complex? Why would anyone even suggest he might have an inferiority complex?

Oh. Because he’s two feet tall and works out at the gym every day?

Na, couldn’t be, dad says n… Wait a sec, is that Tom Cruise?