Posts Tagged ‘James Gunn’

From Oscar nominated war-epic director James Gunn comes High Poon, the latest installment of his flaccid-tastic Golden Globe winning porn series PG Porn.

If you love everything about porno except the sex, you’re guaranteed to love PG Porn.

“It’s your choice, whichever kind of Leukemia will kill him the most, that’s the type he has.”

If you love online porno but hate all the sex, James Gunn’s PG Porn is for you. It’s like going skydiving by standing on the ground in front of the exhaust valve of an industrial grade air conditioning unit in the parking lot behind Wal-Mart in Simi-Valley; tons of wind without any of the fun.

If you haven’t heard of it yet, you need to watch the provided short. Think of it like a hamburger without the burger, like playing golf by filing papers, or like getting a blowjob without the blow… Just the job.

PG Porn works in essentially this way–taking the things you love, and removing what you love about them, from them–It’s brilliant, really.

Our buddies over at Spike have teamed up with the Gunn boys to bring you everything you love about pornography, minus the porn.

It’s literally just the good stuff – the sexy, juicy, erotic plot with none of the obnoxious nudity.

It’s like watching a Jackie Chan movie without the fight scenes, and what could be better than that?