Anyone that has spent 5 minutes watching the NFL/NBA draft realizes how homoerotic commentators can be when they describe the athletic acuity of college prospects. To make it decidedly less gay, the Banned in Hollywood editors have constructed the first ever Female Fantasy Draft. Draft order was predetermined by number of women notched on our belts. Since Peter is still a virgin, he gets first pick.
Round 1: Returner (Woman you can bring home to the parents.)
1. Natalie Portman, Jerusalem, Irsael (Peter)
Reason for drafting: Shes’ hot, a Harvard grad and because …

[digg-me]Anyone that has spent 5 minutes watching the NFL/NBA draft realizes how homoerotic commentators can be when they describe the athletic acuity of college prospects. To make it decidedly less gay, the Banned in Hollywood editors have constructed the first ever Female Fantasy Draft. Draft order was predetermined by number of women notched on our belts. Since Peter is still a virgin, he gets first pick.
Round 1: Returner (Woman you can bring home to the parents.)
1. Natalie Portman, Jerusalem, Irsael (Peter)
Reason for drafting: Shes’ hot, a Harvard grad and because …

[digg-me]We here at Banned in Hollywood believe in true love. Personal ads can be confusing, so we want to facilitate the process for those looking for that somebody special on Craigslist. Fellas, step on up, we’ve found you the woman of your dreams.
Reply to: pers-766780676@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-23, 9:48AM PDT
I am currently a college student
at Devry
living on her own
because no one can stand me
and I would really appreciate help
cause life is hard and stuff!
from a Handsome and caring man.
someone who wants pussy but doesn’t want to do that whole prostitution thing.
I …