Posts Tagged ‘January Issue’

Though I was too young to remember or too drunk in the interim, it has been thirteen years since Carmen Electra last dropped her top for Playboy.  Wait no more because today represents the day that her dry spell will yield as she saturates (fap fap fap) Playboy’s 55th Anniversary issue.

Electra is engaged to rocker Rob Patterson from the poor-excuse-for-a-band-type-band Korn. The two have both stressed that they are in no rush to walk down the aisle–partly because of Electra’s failed marriages with both Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro, but mostly because she’s too busy taking her shirt off for Hugh.

The January issue of Playboy hits newsstands today, December 12th. You won’t want to miss 36 year old Carmen Electra in an 8 page pictorial–right after which you can turn to a compelling Q&A with Richard Branson…

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