When I woke up I searched for CKY2K and came up with this –

And it looked stupid and boring; as stupid as Tila Tequila, and as boring as Jennifer Love Hewitt likely is in bed.

After a disappointing effort, I searched for RGB and came up with this -

After seeing this I had no clue which one to choose… Red looks illegal, Green a bit banged up, and Blue had a bruise, so I just decided to print in Black and White.

I should have chosen RGB.

Over the weekend, Jennifer Love Hewitt attempted the impossible – Bringing back JNCO’s. As far as I’m concerned, there is nothing less attractive than an attractive chick wearing baggy fat chick leg chutes. Remember when you’d go to the mall in the mid 90’s and you’d see huge groups of kids with chain wallets and jeans wider than they were long? Well there’s a reason why this ended (the guy pictured below can tell you).

You know that guys is wearing two jean skirts under the table. Notice how he is friendless and alone? Surprisingly it isn’t because he painted his face to go to the mall. In actuality, it’s because he, like Jenifer Love Hewitt never realized that wearing JNCO’s or Lee Pipes is not cool. It makes you look like a Zamboni gliding over the ground. And I’ve never been turned on by a Zamboni. So Jennifer Love Hewitt, get some new pants because my boner is lost in your Zamboni parachute shamu leg drapes.

One does not need a watch winder to figure out the worth of gucci watches. The breitling watches are also worth their value more than diamond watches.