Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Simpson’

We could have easily compiled a top 10 list of stupid celebrity quotes that was not in comic book form but the format complements Britney Spears‘ and Tara Reid’s mind-blowing (and occasionally head-shaving) intellect.

Plus how else were we supposed to show that Brooke Shields and Kirstie Alley are the same person without thought bubbles?

They are the same person, right?

Here are the Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Quotes (In A Digital Comic Book of Two Pages).

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Remember a few months ago when Jessica Simpson was attractive? I do. But after seeing these photos, I’m beginning to think that dating Tony Romo has meant lots of time sitting in luxury boxes, eating hotdogs and nachos by the sausage-fingered handful.

Notice the mom jeans meant for overweight moms. Notice the two belts pulled tight as to prevent the muffin-top effect. It’s no wonder that this performance was at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

Keep eating chili-cheese-fries Jessica, someone needs to carry the torch that Anna Nicole Smith tried to eat.

Meditation on female Olympians – Cuzoogle
Waffle house wedding. I wish I was invited. – Brahsome
Baseball pong at Wrigley – Tasty Booze
New pictures of Shakira looking sexy. – DJ Mick
Banana fail. – YepYep

Gwen Stefani names her kid after a video game. – Celebridiot
Japanese potty training. – Afro Jacks
Intern horror stories – Boosh Magazine
Home Makeover fail! – I-Am-Bored
What Britney Spears’ voice really sounds like – Comedy

What’s on tap for Jennie Finch? – The Angry T
This dude has major ups. 6 Feet to be exact. – Blog of Hilarity
Dumbass Americans, courtesy of… – Mac Gs World
Leryn Frano, a camel toe moment! – BBI
The Big Orange roundtable – Loser with Socks

Top 10 Yankees for Yankee Haters – Epic Carnival
Charles Barkley wants you to take a look up his ass. – Macho Chip
The 11 most uncomfortable places to drop a deuce. – Next Round

Dude doubles down with a dime bag, cuffed 3 quick steps to get Fox News types to watch Olympics
Two Jews and a black man help Phelps win gold
The hottest beach volleyball photos – so far – from Games
Bush ass smack volleyball photo makes this Hall of Fame
Carlos Boozer’s Chinese nickname is scary
Madden ‘09 Code of Conduct
How to get your girlfriend to watch football
5 Esquire covers that couldn’t beat Brady
Watch the ball connect squarely with cheerleader
Gyllenhaal roiding? It looks that way
Merxe in foreign FHM, you know what that means
Melyssa has plenty of cleavage to go around
We’re sure Hillary has implants
Largest boob collection we’ve seen all week
Speaking of boobs, Cindy Margolis has new photos
Yes, we’re prepared to see Brooke Hogan naked in Playboy
Jenna Jameson is obviously a bad liar
Kate Bosworth needs to eat a burger
Several galleries that will waste company time
It was time to feature some black tail

• Cuervo Girl Steamer Steals Chicago Show From May - Buested Coverage
• Miss USA Falls Again – Don Chavez
• Home Run Derby Tonight – Celebridiot
  
• This Wii craze is now getting awesome – On205th
• Photos from Miss Universe 2008 – Cuzoogle
• Brooke Hogan Is Gross - Drunken Stepfather
  

• Alyssa Milano’s Got Major League Cleavage – HollywoodTuna
  
• Goodbye, Billy. Hello … Clark? Aw, F*ck. – Brahsome
• Jennifer Ellsion – Monday Morning Pick Me Up – Tasty Booze
• A Rich Tradition Turned Girls Gone Wildish: The Boryeong Mud Festival – Uncoached
• Former Athletes + Boxing Gloves = Bad Idea – Angry T
• Lindsay Lohan looking hot – Horndog

• Miley Cyrus isn’t good at showers – BOH
• Josh Brolin is under arrest – CelebSlam
  
• Jersey Girls – Mac G’s World
• Brangelina Twins forced to do photoshoot for millions – Derober
• Summer Camp Memories – Comedy.com

• Yet Another Reason the Rest of the Sports World Mocks Philadelphia – Flatusyahu
• What More Fun At The Ballpark Do Want? – BBI
• 2009 NCAA Football Covers – Losers With Socks
• Fail Wash – Eat Liver
  
• EPIC CARNIVAL’S BATTLE OF THE BOOBIES – Epic Carnival

• Your Girlfriend’s Comments During The Home Run Derby – Next Round
• With a Little Help She Should be the Next Jenna Haze/Taylor Rain – HGOM
• Subway Stripper! - Afro Jacks
• Belgians Buy Bud, Somewhere Harry Caray Sheds Tear – Asylum
• Whose Body Is Mariah Carey Using? – YepYep

Jessica Simpson attended the 19th Annual American Century Celebrity Golf Championship this past Saturday with her younger sister in tow. To be honest, we have no idea what happened during the tournament. We do not know who won, or if any golf was even played. We do however know that we would never have known the tournament existed had Jessica Simpson not been there.

A few weeks ago it was Kristin Cavallari on the short grass, so it’s nice to see that they are steadily making improvements – though any female breasts are better than either Phil Mickelson or John Daly’s chest.

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Abigail Clancy – DAMN!
Angelina Jolie – Topless in France
Ashley Dupre – She’s really a ho fo sho.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre – Topless
Audrina Patridge – Showing off her panties!
Audrina Patridge – Posing Naked!
Audrina Patridge – Or Hot and nude!
Audrina Patridge - Newest Nude Shoot!
Angelina Jolie – Changing Topless
Aubrey O’Day – See though
Beyonce Knowles – On Stage Nip Slip!
Britney Spears – No Bra!
Britney Spears – Put away you vag please
Britney Spears – We’re begging you…
Britney Spears – Now this is just getting old.
Britney Spears – Not Again
Britney Spears – Ok, Now You’re Just Not Trying
Britney Spears – OK, One more time…
Britney Spears – Nipple peeking out at Grammys
Britney Spears – Flashes a Nipple and a Boob!
Cameron Diaz – Nude Shots (click images to reveal)
Carmen Electra – Good N’ Neked
Christina Aguilera – Try wearing some underwear next time
Christina Ricci – Is not hot
Cindy Crawford – Topless
Claire Danes – Nip Slip
Demi Moore – Nipple slip see through
Emma Watson – Upskirt
Eva Mendes – Italian Vogue
Gisele Bundchen – See through
Gisele Bundchen – Topless and Nip Slips
Gisele Bundchen – Sexy and Naked!
Gisele Bundchen – Nude
Hayden Panettiere – Birthday Bikini Nip Slip
Halle Berry – Nipple/Breast slip from her new film
Halle Berry – Titty Twister?
Heidi Klum – Completely Topless!
Janet Jackson – What’s on your nippy?
Janet Jackson – or E.T?
Jennifer Garner – Is hot.
Jessica Alba – Not Naked, But Not Bad
Jessica Alba – Is see through!
Jessica Biel – Legs for days, @ss for weeks!
Jessica Gomes – Topless for GQ
Jessica Simpson – Boob Out!
Jessica Simpson – Almost…
Jessica Simpson – Breast Inspection
Jodie marsh – Nipple busting out
Julianne Moore – Vogue Paris
Kate Moss – Little tiny Nipples outside
Keeley Hazell – Huge And Topless!
Keeley Hazell – Topless In Hollywood
Kelly Brook – Topless at the beach
Kim Kardashian – Big Booty
Kimberly Walsh – Gotta watch out for the side nippy.
Kristin Davis - Sexage Tape Pics
Madonna – Nipples
Karolina Kurkova – No Shirt
Kate Moss – See Through
Katie Holmes – Barely a Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Tan Boob Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Put that thing away..
Lindsay Lohan – SEX TAPE
Lindsay Lohan – See through
Lindsay Lohan – Firecrotch
Lindsay Lohan – Beach Boobage
Lindsay Lohan – Now that’s just disgusting
Lindsay Lohan – Chest Hams
Lucy Pinder – Topless
Marcia Cross – Put some clothes on your wrinkled body.
Marian Carey – Photoshoot Nip Slip
Mariah Carey – Don’t know how to call this one
Marisa Miller - Bikini nip slip!
Marisa Tomei – Nude Vids
Megan Fox – Nip Slip!
Megan Fox – No Top!
Mischa Barton – Make sure to wear the whole shirt next time
Mischa Barton – Oldschool Boobs
Mischa Barton – Let’s it slip through the shirt
Mischa Barton – Closing The Ring
Natalie Portman – Bare
Natalie Portman – At Hotel
Neve Campbell – Floppers
Nicolette Sheridan – Nip Slip
Nicolette Sheridan – Is it that tough to keep a bikini on?
Olivia Munn – Pulls a breast out on TV!
Pam Anderson – run-a-way-nipple
Paris Hilton – See through
Paris Hilton – Put that thing away!
Paris Hilton – Surfing Nip
Rebecca Gayheart – Knows what she’s getting into…
Rebecca Gayheart – Topless
Rihanna – See through nipples!
Rihanna – See through Nip Slip
Sharon Stone – Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless!
Sienna Miller – Needs a bikini, not duct tape
Sienna Miller – Again!
Sienna Miller – And Again…
Sienna Miller – Beach Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless
Sophie Monk – No bra and hard nips
Tiffani Amber Thiessen – Looks good to me
Tila Tequila – See through
Uma Thurman – This is what happens when you buy the see through dress
Vanessa Minnillo – Not Too Cute
Victoria Beckham – Nippleage
Whitney Port – Nipple Slip in a bikini
Whitney Port – Nip Slip
Winona Ryder – Nude