We could have easily compiled a top 10 list of stupid celebrity quotes that was not in comic book form but the format complements Britney Spears‘ and Tara Reid’s mind-blowing (and occasionally head-shaving) intellect.
Plus how else were we supposed to show that Brooke Shields and Kirstie Alley are the same person without thought bubbles?
They are the same person, right?
Here are the Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Quotes (In A Digital Comic Book of Two Pages).

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Remember a few months ago when Jessica Simpson was attractive? I do. But after seeing these photos, I’m beginning to think that dating Tony Romo has meant lots of time sitting in luxury boxes, eating hotdogs and nachos by the sausage-fingered handful.
Notice the mom jeans meant for overweight moms. Notice the two belts pulled tight as to prevent the muffin-top effect. It’s no wonder that this performance was at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida.
Keep eating chili-cheese-fries Jessica, someone needs to carry the …

Meditation on female Olympians – Cuzoogle
Waffle house wedding. I wish I was invited. – Brahsome
Baseball pong at Wrigley – Tasty Booze
New pictures of Shakira looking sexy. – DJ Mick
Banana fail. – YepYep
Gwen Stefani names her kid after a video game. – Celebridiot
Japanese potty training. – Afro Jacks
Intern horror stories – Boosh Magazine
Home Makeover fail! – I-Am-Bored
What Britney Spears’ voice really sounds like – Comedy
What’s on tap for Jennie Finch? – The Angry T
This dude has major ups. 6 Feet to be exact. – Blog of Hilarity
Dumbass Americans, courtesy …

Dude doubles down with a dime bag, cuffed [Tasty Booze] 3 quick steps to get Fox News types to watch Olympics [Next Round]
Two Jews and a black man help Phelps win gold [The Sports Point]
The hottest beach volleyball photos – so far – from Games [Angry T]
Bush ass smack volleyball photo makes this Hall of Fame [Uncoached]
Carlos Boozer’s Chinese nickname is scary [Brahsome]
Madden ‘09 Code of Conduct [Blue Monkey Disco Party]
How to get your girlfriend to watch football [AskMen.com]
5 Esquire covers that couldn’t beat Brady [Cuzoogle]
Watch the ball connect squarely …

Cuervo Girl Steamer Steals Chicago Show From May – Buested Coverage
Miss USA Falls Again – Don Chavez
Home Run Derby Tonight – Celebridiot

This Wii craze is now getting awesome – On205th
Photos from Miss Universe 2008 – Cuzoogle
Brooke Hogan Is Gross – Drunken Stepfather

Alyssa Milano’s Got Major League Cleavage – HollywoodTuna

Goodbye, Billy. Hello … Clark? Aw, F*ck. – Brahsome
Jennifer Ellsion – Monday Morning Pick Me Up – Tasty Booze
A Rich Tradition Turned Girls Gone Wildish: The Boryeong Mud Festival – Uncoached
Former Athletes + Boxing Gloves = Bad Idea – Angry T
Lindsay Lohan …

Jessica Simpson attended the 19th Annual American Century Celebrity Golf Championship this past Saturday with her younger sister in tow. To be honest, we have no idea what happened during the tournament. We do not know who won, or if any golf was even played. We do however know that we would never have known the tournament existed had Jessica Simpson not been there.
A few weeks ago it was Kristin Cavallari on the short grass, so it’s nice to see that they are steadily making improvements – though any female …

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Abigail Clancy – DAMN!
Angelina Jolie – Topless in France
Ashley Dupre – She’s really a ho fo sho.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre – Topless
Audrina Patridge – Showing off her panties!
Audrina Patridge – Posing Naked!
Audrina Patridge – Or Hot and nude!
Audrina Patridge – Newest Nude Shoot!
Angelina Jolie – Changing Topless
Aubrey …