Dumb & Dumber 2 would have been much better if Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in it, if the Farrelly Brothers directed it, if it was written by someone else, if it wasn’t a sequel etc etc..

If it were possible to go back and change any of Dumb & Dumber 2’s shortcomings, we would begin by throwing out the cast and replacing it with actors who are actually funny.

We took this idea, fired up Photoshop, and made your favorite films a little bit better with the help of our long time friends, Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas.

The Big Lebowski

Gangs of New York

Oceans 12

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

There Will Be Blood

The Big Lebowski

American Beauty

The Departed

Transformers 2

The Dark Knight

Taken On the 4th of July, the thing about Jim Carrey is that he can get away with this kind of stuff because of what he’s holding on to (and because we know he’s a good actor and he’s funny). Jenny McCarthy gives you a lot of credibility, that’s just the way it works. Now if you’re Keanu Reeves and you walk down the beach wearing a woman’s one piece, holding on to nothing but you’re loneliness, that’s just weird.

Photoshop a few small children in there and you got yourself a C-List Pederass.

Jenny McCarthy looks much better in a swimsuit than a wetsuit.

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