35 Sad Keanu Reeves Photoshops From The Internets

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:02:52 +0000

In case you aren’t aware, Keanu Reeves is the saddest human in the world, and accordingly, here are 35 sad photoshops from everyone’s favorite meme.

That is all.

Keanu Is A Sad, Sad Little Man

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:48:33 +0000

After Sandra Bullock won an Oscar and hopes of another Speed sequel fell to the wayside, Keanu slipped into a deep, dark depression.

Whoa.

Top 8 Celebrity Look Alikes

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:10:42 +0000

8. Bill Clinton and Snow Miser

From Christmas special The Year Without a Santa Claus. Snow Miser was voiced by actor/comedian Dick Shawn, so not only does he look like Bill Clinton, but [his] Dick does all the talking.

7. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Rob Schneider

Though strikingly similar in appearance, their acting careers have followed different paths. Dwayne Johnson’s acting debut as The Scorpion King in The Mummy 2 earned him a record $5.5 Million, which in dollars, is 17.3 times as many people bought tickets to Schneider’s movies combined.

6. Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski

Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski look identical, which is likely why I am yet to see any of Leelee’s films. Wait a sec, I’m on IMDB right now, looks like I may have seen one of her movies after all. In 1995 Sobieski was in a TV movie called A Horse for Danny which I think I saw.

In short, it was about a boy named Danny who really wanted a pony and was given one for his birthday. But much to his disappointment (as well as complications with animal trainers on set), the cute pony he hoped for turned out to be Sarah Jessica Parker.

I forget how Leelee fit in there, but it was a must see.

5. Nick Nolte and Gary Busey

Fun Fact: The duo played each others blunt doubles. When Nolte wanted to get stoned during 48 hrs (which, acting alongside Eddie Murphey, was frequently), Gary Busey stepped in, and when Busey wanted to take a heroin break while shooting Lethal Weapon, Nolte stepped in – you never noticed the difference.

4. Tilda Swinton and Conan O’Brien

Fun Fact: Share matching skin tones [HEX Color #FFFFFF, commonly referred to as printer paper white]. Before hosting Late Night, he auditioned for Arnold’s role in Predator but his complexion was making things too easy for Predator and his/her Thermal Vision as seen below.

3. Jennifer Connolly and Daniel Day Lewis

I’ve been trying to figure out why these two look so alike, and the only thing I can narrow it down to is their caterpillar like eyebrows… And their eyes, and their noses, mouth, skin tone, forehead, not so much their chins, but definitely the hair.

2. Jennifer Garner and Keanu Reeves

Gross. Whoa.

1. Yasser Arafat and a Hershey’s Kiss

Does this one really need any explaining?

Jenny McCarthy & Jim Carrey: Camel Toe Vs. Camel Tail

Brotha Jonze — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:55:41 +0000

Taken On the 4th of July, the thing about Jim Carrey is that he can get away with this kind of stuff because of what he’s holding on to (and because we know he’s a good actor and he’s funny). Jenny McCarthy gives you a lot of credibility, that’s just the way it works. Now if you’re Keanu Reeves and you walk down the beach wearing a woman’s one piece, holding on to nothing but you’re loneliness, that’s just weird.

Photoshop a few small children in there and you got yourself a C-List Pederass.

Jenny McCarthy looks much better in a swimsuit than a wetsuit.

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