Posts Tagged ‘Kelly Brook’

No one really knows who Kelly Brook is, partially because she’s been in films like Fishtales, Survival Island and Eye Contact (yea, I know what you’re thinking), but mostly because anytime she’s on screen her massive chest hams distract from anything she says (not that she should really be talking anyway).

For more Kelly Brook, check out the Great Kelly Brook Web Index.

Kelly Brook poses for Steve Perry in bikinis and assorted lingerie for a photoshoot.

Low Quality Kelly Brook Bikini Pics match the quality of her acting – Arizona – June 23, 2009

I have no idea what Pirhana 3D is and I do not intend on finding out because these photos of Kelly Brook and Riley Steele prancing around and showing off their massive intelligences tops anything a film starring the two women could offer — why ruin the image with moving around and a few stupid lines?

Actually scratch that, I wasn’t thinking about the slow-mo-jiggle-factor… NetFlix it is!

Because Kelly Brook is one of the sexiest and most popular models on the internet, we figured it would be wise to compile a massive list of all her photoshoots, and link to them from what we are affectionately calling The Great Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index.

We know we left out quite a few of Kelly Brook’s photoshoots (and tons of candids), but we’re hoping that this Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index suffices.

If not, feel free to drop us a line and a link in the comments and we’ll add your favorite gallery.

(Click thumbnail to view galleries)

Thanks for viewing the official Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index.

Some dude hiding in the bushes was able to snap a few pictures of Kelly Brook frolicking on a Barbados beach in a bikini. Being a paparazzi seems similar to being a predator photographer for National Geographic. You fly all over the world snapping photos of subjects from the cover of trees and bushes… It’s just a lot more pathetic, and if your cover is blown, you’re not eaten alive, you simply become extremely depressed with what your life has become–you’re paid to creep on people no one should care about from bushes and take pictures of them.

Then we put the photos online and hypocritically chastise the creeps who take them.

Where you know Kelly Brook From:

The internet, I guess? Does it matter? I don’t really even (care to) know who she is.

Have you ever woke in the morning to realize that for months you have been secretly working without pay as the spokesmodel for a China based condom company?

No?

Mena Suvari and Kelly Brook have.

A Chinese condom company is using photographs of the British model and Hollywood actress to erect the struggling company in the midst of a flaccid contraception market–without paying the women their deserved royalties–pretty surprising for a Chinese company.

Not so surprisingly, the Kelly Brook condoms are outperforming the Suvari prophylactics at an exponential rate.

What does this all mean?

Chinese males have material to masturbate to when their unused, dusty, Kelly Brook condoms reach their expiration date.