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25 Pictures of Kids on a Leash

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:11:11 +0000

I understand why you would want to throw your kid on a leash, I really do. But to be fair, no one wants their kid to run away when you take them outside to shit, and people are still able to keep them in the yard without employing the leash.

How about you, as a parent, pay attention to your kid? Not a bad idea. Either that or use a condom.

As for Mexicans… they actually might need leashes, although it’d look like the god damn puppy mill was out for a walk.

They See Me Rollin

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 03:10:53 +0000

In my opinion, this is the single greatest application of puppy ever. Screw retrievers, drug sniffing dogs, “smart” dogs, sled dogs and show dogs — give me a dog I can walk around the block and have jump into little kids knocking them off their bicycles and I’ll be a happy man.

Britney Spears, Maxim Deutschland aka Germany April 2009

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:47:44 +0000

When you stick a woman on the cover of a magazine, you want her to be and look as attractive as possible — this encourages guys to buy the magazine.

When you’re Maxim Magazine and you want to feature Britney Spears on the cover despite the fact that she’s fat, has had too many kids, and is more than a little bit insane, what do you do?

You search back in your files, find a Britney Spears photoshoot from 2002, photoshop her up and release her issue in Germany. No one will ever know the difference.