It’s sort of like Where’s Waldo, but more authoritarian.

Apparently Halloween is approaching quickly, and I’m still not exactly sure what day of the week it comes on because, well, I don’t keep track of days all that well. In any event, the following ten costumes will guarantee you don’t get laid at the end of the month.
But if you’re a betting man, just go for it and try to prove me wrong.
10. Nerd In A Portal

Props for thinking outside the box, but if you have any thoughts about getting laid on Halloween, try to refrain from wearing any …