Posts Tagged ‘Kim Kardashian’

Kim Kardashian dressed up as Princess Jasmine for Halloween 2009, that is all… enjoy.

Kim Kardashian tries to be athletic

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Adriana Lima and her nipples of the day

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The 24 types of pot smokers

Dad busted for hiring stripper for son

Shiver me timbers! It’s a pirate rock-off!

The 10 most blatant Terminator rip-offs

Camwhores with lollipops rock

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Jeneane Fox is Rick Fox’s super hot sister

25 inappropriate Ronald McDonald photos

Sexy pics of the Swedish poptart Elin Lanto

Relaxed Hitler is the man

Six creepiest abandoned places

Christian Bale’s doodles on the set of Terminator: Salvation

I’m not exactly sure what is going on in these photos, but I can say that it looks shockingly similar to what occurs on the beaches of Half Moon Bay in Northern California where harbor seals try to unbeach themselves at the onset of low tide — it’s awkward, sluggish, and little embarassing for everyone/everything involved.

I was cruising through the Something Awful Forums and came across a thread called Guess the Premise of a TV Show You’ve Never Seen which is where I found these gems.

It’s nice to know that other people feel the same way about shows I’ve never seen. It affirms my belief that if you’ve seen the commercial for say, Sex in the City, then you’ve seen not just the show, but the entire season.

Here goes…

Prison Break

House

Bones

The Secret Life…

BBC’s Autumnwatch

Keeping up with the Kardashians

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Lost

Deal or no Deal

Scrubs

Of course she’s better than lets say, Nicole Richie, but Nicole Richie is to life what that unnamed actor from Napoleon Dynamite was to Blades of Glory, an anchor, so thats really not saying much.

To me, Kim Kardashian is like the fat annoying girl from elementary school that had a crush on you. She doesn’t really know how to present herself, kinda smells and is always poking her deformed nose into your business. And at the end of the day, she’s just that fat girl that you can’t get enough of not seeing.

But because most people will feel differently from me on the subject of Kim Kardashian, here are a few pics of her in a bikini.

I grouped these two together because they both seem to fit into the same category. They’re blond, blue eyed and seem like the type of women mom and dad wouldn’t mind meeting. They’re also sexy as hell and they also both seem like theater nerds. The latter is sort of a bummer, but their sexiness outweighs the bummer.

So without further ado, enjoy Scarlett and Kristen from the 2008 Teen Choice Awards.