Posts Tagged ‘kirstie alley’

If you’re Jennifer Lopez, getting older and growing into your gigantic ass is a good thing. If you’re Val Kilmer, getting older and growing a gigantic ass… not such a good thing.

Kirstie Alley FTW.

Val Kilmer

Steven Segal

Sharon Stone

Nick Nolte

Mickey Rourke

Elizabeth Taylor

Kirstie Alley

Kelly LeBrock

Keith Richards

Kathleen Turner

Janice Dickinson

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jack Nicholson

Haley Joel Osment

Farrah Fawcett

David Lee Roth

Cybil Shepard

Bridget Bardot

Bridgette Nelson

Al Pacino

Kylie Minogue

Bon Jovi

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Will Smith

Spice Girls

Jennifer Lopez

This is what happens when Alex Rodriguez gets a hold of your pets. That or the people feeding these beasts can probably be found on this list of 10 gigantic humans.

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We could have easily compiled a top 10 list of stupid celebrity quotes that was not in comic book form but the format complements Britney Spears‘ and Tara Reid’s mind-blowing (and occasionally head-shaving) intellect.

Plus how else were we supposed to show that Brooke Shields and Kirstie Alley are the same person without thought bubbles?

They are the same person, right?

Here are the Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Quotes (In A Digital Comic Book of Two Pages).

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