HOLLYWOOD – Holly Madison made an appearence at The 4th Annual ‘Bowling for Boobies’ fundraiser at the Lucky Strike Lanes on Monday.

Though the fundraiser seemed more like an event aimed at financing breast implants than battling breast cancer, Holly Madison, sophomoric jokes aside, claims it was a success commenting:

“Like, like, like, haha, like, and stuff like that.”

Holly isn’t the only Playmate to leave the 82 year old with nothing but wrinkled balls and a medicine cabinet full of Viagra. Kendra Wilkinson disbanded from the aging Heffer for Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett in similar fashion (more here)

But don’t feel bad for the Playboy founder who seems to have succumb to inevitability, check out the beautiful new twins that have moved into the mansion. Karissa and Kristin Shannon aren’t really hot, but at least they’re not in their mid-eighties, right? Plus maybe they’re smart… Well, no.