Our buddies at The Taco put together a pretty funny/accurate list, breaking down the cliche 2009 Halloween costumes.
Here’s an excerpt:
Lady Gaga

What You Thought It Said:
Hey, look at me! I’m up-to-date on general pop culture knowledge! I tore the hood off of my eskimo coat and put googly eyes on it all by myself, and I even bought large, stupid sunglasses because that’s how crafty and creative I am.
What It Really Said:
I always follow crowds and do whatever is trendy and cool at the moment, so why wouldn’t I wear the …

There’s really nothing less attractive than Fergie. First she pisses her pants on stage and I give her the benefit of the doubt that the piss came from a vagina. Now this? An explicitly testicular cockgrab?
What’s next, Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite?
Via Unstructed