Marisa Miller takes to the cover of Vegas Magazine for March 2010, and to be honest, she’s dressed rather conservatively for the cover of a magazine that gets its name from the city of sin.

Full gallery after the jump.

If you’ve been to Vegas but have never been to the Hard Rock Hotel to party at Rehab, you haven’t really seen Vegas.

You’ve been called on by prostitutes roaming the strip, you’ve puked down the straw of your 80 oz. margarita filled guitar and woke up at 6 am. next to a blond and an empty bottle of Don Julio at the Bellagio pool despite your engagement to an unhappy woman waiting for you to come home to your room at Mandalay Bay, but unless you have gone to Rehab, you haven’t seen the scantily-clad women and the excessive debauchery that make the Hard Rock pool on Sundays the greatest party in Las Vegas.

If you are this unlucky person who is yet to attend the hottest party on the strip, you’re in luck because TruTV is bringing the sex, the booze, the fights and the babes of Rehab directly to your television set every Tuesday at 10p/9c – and the best part… no hangovers.

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Stacy Keibler relaxes at MGM Grand’s Wet Republic, Las Vegas July 25, 2009. Thinking of setting up a trip to Las Vegas sometime soon? Check out DoinVegas.com and save big on hotels, limos, shows, parties and more — sometimes up to 50% off!

Carmen Electra shows some skin at the Playboy Club at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas while dealing black jack hands. Her appearance accompanied the Thursday release of Playboy’s 55th Anniversary which featured Electra on the cover.

Linkage:

Top 5 Baked classics (FilmBums)

Jessica Simpson is fancy… (F-Listed)

Erin Andrews gets around (Busted Coverage)

Things I don’t need for Christmas (Holy Taco)

Your wife will love the wonder boner (Don Chavez)

A tribute to the ‘antiquing” prank (Afrojacks)

Carmen Electra is busting out of her Playboy bunny suit (Celebridiot)

Christmas Songs that Don’t Suck (the Jebbica)

Gorgeous ladies of the Lingerie Football League 2009 (Observation Bubble)

10 Ways to Ensure You’ll Still Have a Job After the Holiday Office Party (The Bachelor Guy)

Michael Phelps and Caroline “Caz” Pal Split, Paparazzi fakes photos (Gunaxin)

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift (MoonDog Sports)

Pro Athletes And Their Injury Alibis  (YepYep)

“Thin and Intellectual Brook” as father Hulk Hogan affectionately called his daughter while oiling her petite body down at a Las Vegas swimming pool a few months back was spotted shoveling cheeseburgers with extra mayo down her large face at the Kimbo Slice/Other Guy fight during Saturday’s Elite XC disappointer.

Though the 37 patties that Thin and Intellectual Brook consumed during the 14 second match seems like a lot, the six-foot, five-inch 267-pound ball of thunder thinks differently.

When questioned by Elite XC correspondent Christopher Crosby about her feeding trends, Thin and Intellectual Brook responded in a pitch similar to Crosby’s:

“Thirty-seven patties is normal [nom, nom, nom], I need to make weight, stupid.”

The “weight” she mentions, of course referring to her upcoming MMA Heavyweight bout with Tank Abbot, is set at 280 lbs.

Mandy Moore, David Spade, and Jim Norton (not pictured above) attended UFC 86 at the Mandalay Events Center in Las Vegas on Saturday. If you don’t know who Jim Norton is, you need to stop looking at pictures reading and go to HBO On Demand now. Look for Jim Norton: Monster Rain under stand up.