Some people just weren’t meant to leave the house…

There’s something strangely compelling about watching these two headbangers headbang away to the gentle sounds of mother nature while wearing speedos and fanning a fire with an oar.
It is, more or less, like watching a man fire himself from a cannonball only to miss the landing pad and crumple onto the dirt in a discombobulated pile of skin and bones, you shouldn’t look, but you do, and after you do you can’t help replaying the video seven times over.

If you have massive tractor tires, several bales of hay, or a few basketball size stones in your backyard and you need them moved, Ben Ryan will come to your house, lift them up, and then put them back down in a slightly different place.
Remember to ask him not to drive on your front lawn, otherwise he’ll show up and tear your grass apart by doing wheelies on his ATV.
Then he’ll take off his shirt and sit pensively thinking about how long to wait before sprinting up a mountain …