Row Machine Workout Fail
If you’re trying to 6-pack up for summer, don’t get your dieting and rowing machine performance enhancing tips from your boyfriend’s little sister — she doesn’t know what she’s talking about
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Never Go Full Hipster
“I’ve been doing this for a couple months now but I’m actually an actor… OK, I’ll be right back with your Awesome Blossom and Chicken Caesar Pita.”
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Cruisin’ Down The Street In My ’64
They See Me Rollin’ Part 1: They See Me Rollin’ Part 2: You know it’s time to go on a diet when you have to use a rascal scooter to get around and you’re
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Who Said White Folk Can’t Dance?
This was from way back when you didn’t need to be attractive to get the singing role in a movie
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Shortest Judge Judy Case Ever
Note to self: when defending yourself after being accused of stealing some girls wallet and accessories, never tell the judge that one of the listed items wasn’t one of the things you stole
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30 Insanely Horrible Haircuts
When it comes to hairstyles people go to extreme measures to get what they want — women and guys that act like women sometimes even spending hundreds of dollars to make their hair look
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Always Remember To Wear A Belt
Sagging, at least in this case, is the thug thief moron’s Achilles’ heel — although I would argue it’s his general level of intelligence and inability to not be a moron that trumps any
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Steve Holt Has Some Advice For You
Anytime your nickname contains an exclamation point or for that matter any other symbol or custom character, you’re destined for a career in the food services industry
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Wannabe Rapper Makes The Beat Drop, The Body Rock
If you’re trying to make it big in your mom’s basement, don’t go posting videos of you passing out from oversmoking on YouTube. What may have worked for Justin Bieber and that driving on
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Get In The Slow Lane, Bitch
The police equivalent of helping a lowly old grandmother cross the street — only in this case it’s surely a Asian woman — just not the Tokyo Drift kind
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The Man Never Did Get His Burritos
When it comes to violent emotional breakdowns and faux Mexican food, like most things in Texas they do it big. MSNBC reports that a patron entered a Taco Bell in San Antonio and upon
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And Finally…
You know you’re in need of some serious lifestyle changes when you’re getting mistaken as prey by illegal beluga whale poachers… The harpoons, man them
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Woman Falls Into Mall Fountain While Texting, Sues
Pictured above is Cathy Cruz Marrero, the female YouTube sensation who fell into a Pennsylvania mall fountain while texting on her cell phone and not paying attention to where she was going
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Burglars Steal, Snort Cocaine, Turns Out To Be Man’s Ashes
MIAMI (Reuters) — 5 burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two Great Danes, believing they had stolen urns filled with illegal drugs
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