Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.
The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.
Alas… Here. We. Go…
Alyssa Milano

Victoria Beckham

Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

Tobey Maguire

Steve Urkel

Scarlett Johansson

Punky Brewster

Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

Brad Pitt

Pamela Manderson

Jerry O’Connell

Nicole Eggert

Mike Rowe

Mark Hamill

Marilyn Manson

Lindsay Lohan

Lil’ John

Leo DiCaprio

Stephanie …

She sounds like a keeper to me…

Left: Sam and his peace sign, Right: Sam in his bikini
Lindsay Lohan was spotted on the beach with bikini clad boyfriend Sam Ronson. Though funny guy Jim Carrey did the bikini trick a few months ago, Jenny McCarthy wrapped around his waist is a surefire sign the comedian/actor is as straight as Clay Aiken isn’t.
Still, the fact that Sam Ronson was wearing a bikini at the beach raises questions as to whether he may be legitimately gay. Think about it – it has been rumored that Lohan is a …

Because naming a team from Los Angeles The Rams makes about as much sense as seeing a Matthew McConaughey flick, the team at Banned In Hollywood decided to come up with some suggestions for an LA football team name based on the virtuous Los Angeles reputation.
And because Pittsburgh is known for its thieves, Kansas City for its Police squad and Green Bay for its gay district, we decided that looking to what the great city of Los Angeles has to offer would inspire us.
The Los Angeles Failed Actors AKA the …

[digg-me]Ah yes, celebrity. The only place in the world where people who can afford expensive meals get them free of charge. Adoring fans mob you with requests for autographs, pictures, and to bear your children. Luckily, these celebrities didn’t get where they were without having common sense. Wait, that’s not right. They’re spoiled asshats who name their kids sh-t like Uranus, all but guaranteeing they get their ass kicked before Kindergarten. Without further ado, Banned In Hollywood presents “Celebrity Baby or Dog’s Name?” Answers revealed after the pictures.
Piper

Answer: Baby name. …

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Abigail Clancy – DAMN!
Angelina Jolie – Topless in France
Ashley Dupre – She’s really a ho fo sho.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre – Topless
Audrina Patridge – Showing off her panties!
Audrina Patridge – Posing Naked!
Audrina Patridge – Or Hot and nude!
Audrina Patridge – Newest Nude Shoot!
Angelina Jolie – Changing Topless
Aubrey …

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1. Kirsten Dunst believes the world would be a better place if everyone smoked pot. And its not that I don’t agree with her mindset, but I’m curious as to how the world would be “better.” What, in this context, does better even mean? Higher? Stoned-er? Apathetic-er?
“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like pot. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does… I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on pot is ridiculous. I mean – are you kidding me? If everyone …