For more Kelly Brook, check out the Great Kelly Brook Web Index.

Last week we posted the photoshoot of Audrina Patridge’s upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine but today we got a hold on the actual October 2009 Maxim Magazine scans.

Check them out below, you won’t be disappointed (even if Audrina Patridge does have a lazy/wall-eye).

Karen Bray

Karen Bray may the lesser known of the two BetUS Models, but what she lacks in notoriety she makes up for in physique. Does she have more sex appeal than Kathryn Arbenz? You be the judge.

Kathryn Arbenz

Fitness model Kathryn Arbenz has done just about every kind of modeling from fitness to lingerie (yea, I guess that’s not that big of a stretch).

Check out the personal site of Kathryn Arbenz for more pictures, and then head on over to BetUS for more sexy BetUS models.

“I would have been a disaster in the Garden of Eden. I’m terrible with temptation”

Real Name: Olivia Jane Cockburn (pronounced Co-burn… yea sure)

Hometown: New York City, New York

Credentials: The OC, House, Year One, The Black Donnellys

Important to note: Olivia Wilde was named Maxim Magazine’s hottest woman of 2009

“In my head, I’m like, I train and work out like everyone else. They like to tell you what you’re not. They like to keep you down, so they can get more out of you for their money. But fans don’t lie. When they’re all chanting your name, you know they’re supporting you.” – Gina Carano

Professional MMA fighter Gina Carano tried the whole American Gladiators thing but realized kicking ass inside the octagon was her true passion. At 5′8″ and toting a 38 bust, Gina Carano will kick your ass in the ring and then go home and kick some other lucky dude’s ass in the bedroom.

Here’s to Gina.

If you’re into Audrina Patridge topless, eating cake, scrubbing the floor, and shooting water stream from a garden hose through her legs you’re probably going to enjoy the October 2009 issue of Maxim Magazine.

If you’re not that kind of guy, you’ll probably enjoy one of these.

For more of Audrina Patridge check out Maxim.com

Our buddies over at COED Magazine just released a massive gallery of 60 blue-eyed, black-haired beauties and I have to admit, some of the women are truly stunning.

As far as types go, mine is light eyes against dark skin and hair. Think Asian tones with a European face. All of the exoticism of the Orient with none of the terrible driving…

Kelly Brook poses for Steve Perry in bikinis and assorted lingerie for a photoshoot.

Scarlett Johansson, born and raised in NYC, is one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood. And even though she is no longer single after recently marrying Ryan Reynolds, we found it necessary to compile a gallery of over 150 of the sexiest Scarlett Johansson photographs we could find.

Without further adieu, enjoy Banned’s Massive Scarlett Johansson Gallery below.

It was not difficult at all to come up with different ways to say ‘boobs’, but it was difficult to limit the number of ways to just 20. We did the best we could.

If you enjoy this list, check out the 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms – it’s even better…

If you get stumped (you really shouldn’t) check the bottom of the page for the answer key.

Official Answer Key (In Order Of Appearance):

• Midget Earmuffs
• Jugs
• Gourds
• Torpedoes
• Chesticles
• Mail Bags
• Headlights
• Melons
• 2-Point Jumpers
• Porky Pigs
• Cans
• Bazookas
• Bee Stings
• Balloons
• Twins
• Congo Bongos
• Sweater Stretchers
• Chest Hams
• Shamu Flappers (Fat Chicks)
• Sweater Puppies

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