It was not difficult at all to come up with different ways to say ‘boobs’, but it was difficult to limit the number of ways to just 20. We did the best we could.

If you enjoy this list, check out the 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms – it’s even better…

If you get stumped (you really shouldn’t) check the bottom of the page for the answer key.

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Official Answer Key (In Order Of Appearance):

• 20. Midget Earmuffs
• 19. Jugs
• 18. Gourds
• 17. Torpedoes
• 16. Chesticles
• 15. Mail Bags
• 14. Headlights
• 13. Melons
• 12. 2-Point Jumpers
• 11. Porky Pigs
• 10. Cans
• 9. Bazookas
• 8. Bee Stings
• 7. Balloons
• 6. Twins
• 5. Congo Bongos
• 4. Sweater Stretchers
• 3. Chest Hams
• 2. Shamu Flappers (Fat Chicks)
• 1. Sweater Puppies

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Kate Upton of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and Victoria’s Secret fame took to the farm for a photoshoot with Complex Magazine.

[bquote]“I love my body because I used to not be as curvy. I used to get made fun of for being so short and completely flat-chested. I prayed every day. All I wanted was to have big boobs and to be tall. Since I got what I wanted I’m very happy about it.”[/bquote]

Upton, the newest face of Guess and , grew up riding horses blah blah yea filler text that no one reads because all anyone cares about is pictures of Kate Upton blah blah words, “insert random quote from her publicist,” and now for the good stuff.

Born and raised in Liverpool, England, Abigail Clancy has been turning heads ever since her early days in girl band Genie Queen. But after marginal success, Clancy turned to modeling where she placed second in the 2004 season of Britain’s Next Top Model.

However, the runner-up title hasn’t slowed her down — she’s been on the pages of FHM, Arena Magazine, Daily Mail, and of course the Sport Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition.

Check out this week’s installment of Banned’s Great Gallery below and as always, hold the control key (command/apple key on macs) and click each thumbnail below to open the full size image in a new tab.

Enjoy.

Olivia Munn may be best known for co-hosting G4′s Attack of the Show!, but Comedy Central and NBC have both recognized her talents, landing her a role in NBC’s Perfect Couples and a correspondent gig on Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show.

The German-Irish-Chinese, Oklahoma born, Tokyo raised Olivia Munn is here to stay, and thus we dedicate this week’s edition of Banned’s Great Gallery to the geekbait that is, Olivia Munn.

As always, we recommend holding the Control key (Apple/Command on Macs) and clicking on each thumbnail below to open each full size Olivia Munn image in a new tab.

Oh, and before I forget, make sure you check out this Olivia Munn Boob Jiggle Gif.

Rosie Jones, Vicky Adams, Jo-Loiuse Kelsey and Stacey Massey strip down and pick up some big guns to promote Duke Nukem.

It’s almost Memorial day and what better way to celebrate than with a gallery of hot chicks with guns (we also threw in a few bonus pics of Rosie & Co. from a different but similar photoshoot).

Follow this link for more Rosie Jones.

Genevieve Morton, she of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue fame, among other things, was kind enough to let Esquire into her home for another one of their genius Me In My Place features where sexy babes walk around their homes in their underwear and let people take pictures.

ASU Undie Run 2011 kicked off and as usual, we have the photos to prove it. Viva la Arizona Stave!

Because the Lakers had a pathetic showing in this seasons playoffs, we have to find something to get excited about (and it sure as hell ‘aint going to be the Dodgers).

Naturally, we compiled a gallery of the final four cheerleading teams left standing — the women of the Dallas Mavs, the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat.

Enjoy.

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If you’re familiar with Denise Milani, there’s someone else you need to get to know and her name is Jordan Carver.

Jordan Carver is a 25-year-old Los Angeles based German internet model and like Denise Milani, is best known for her unwillingness to shoot fully nude… and her size GGG boobs.

Jordan Carver’s accomplishments include but are not limited to: Miss cobra seat 2011, January cover of ZOO Magazine UK, Spring ’11 cover for ALUFEM Italy, SEMA 2010 Show Girl 2010, Playboy Radio Interviewee, and was ranked no.1 ATV Scene Girl 2010. For an exclusive interview with Jordan Carver heat on over to The Smoking Jacket.

Now onto the good stuff. As always hold control (command on mac) and click on each thumbnail to open a new tab with a much larger, much more interesting photo.

Candice Swanepoel was born in Mooi River, KwaZulu-Natal (South African province), and was spotted by a model scout at a flea market at age 15. By age 16, Swanepoel was earning $7,000 for a day’s work.

Since then Swanepoel has worked for such companies as Nike, Diesel, Guess?, Tommy Hilfiger, and Dolce & Gabbana and for such magazines as Vogue, Elle and just about every men’s interests magazine ever printed.

After working for several years in the Victoria’s Secret camp, Candice Swanepoel officially became a Victoria’s Secret Angel in 2010.

Without further adieu, let’s get to Banned’s Great Gallery: Candice Swanepoel.