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Shay Maria ‘Keep On Straight Ahead’ Video Leads The Links

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:27:58 +0000

21-year-old California native Shay Maria brings the goods and the links. Oh, and if the above video wasn’t enough Shay Maria bodiness for you, check below the links for another of Shay’s trending stop motion videos.

55 Reasons You’ll Miss College. [The Chive]
Dear Lord. This Girl Can Sneeze With Her Eyes Open. [Gorilla Mask]
6 Myths Everyone Believes about Space (Thanks to Movies). [Cracked]
The 7 Stages of Eating a Burrito. [College Humor]
19 Heroic Whistleblowers Who Paid Dearly. [TruTV]
10 Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married. [Ask Men]
Important: 10 Television Stars You’ll Probably Never See Naked. [Warming Glow]
The 25 Funniest Video Game Meme. [Complex]
The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud. [Cracked]
A 30-Photo Ode to Steak. [The Chive]
8 Epic Movie Moments and the Music that Made Them Great. [Unreality]
Six Celebrities Still Miraculously Alive in 2012. [Smoking Jacket]
Moustache Man! [Maxim]
When You’re in the Super Bowl, People Ask You Stupid Questions. [Mental Floss]
The Best Of ‘Parks And Recreation’s’ #Jerry Gergich. [Uproxx]
Pringles: Wear it. [Next Round]
The Horker Scrolls! [Heavy]
20 stages of a drunken night out. [Guyism]
The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012. [Cracked]
Dane Cook responds to chainsaw-sexed-a-whore gate. [Film Drunk]
Winter Pick-Up Lines: In case, “Want to just stay inside and watch Netflix?” fails. [College Humor]
What Websites Looked Like Back in the Day. [The Chive]

Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Watermelon

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 01:55:35 +0000

So we made your car a watermelon so you can watermelon while your melon is driving in your watermelon.

Bikini Slip n’ Smash (truTV)

Hamburger Bed For Sale (JackFM)

Hooking Up in Oakland (Nerve)

Behind the Scenes on Dragon Age (ClutchMTV)

Sexy Drunk Dodgeball Babes (Coed)

Getting Telepathically Raped (FunnyCrave)

Man Kills Wife After Destroying Star Wars Toys (DogandPony)

31 Favorite Women of October (Guyism)

The Best Celebrity Boob Jobs (PopCrunch)

Kate Ground Hotness (RegretfulMorning)

Cub Scouts, With Beards (TheDailyWhat)

Jessica Jane Clement Sexiness (CampusSocialite)

Hot Babes of the Day (DJMick)

The Awesomest Gangsta Cats (Heavy)

Lilly Lee Sexiness (GorillaMask)

Katie Price’s Cleavage Gets Festive (HollywoodTuna)

Try To Sleep Next To This Chick (DoubleViking)

The Amazing Balancing Dog (FilmDrunk)

Famous MMA Victims (CagePotato)

GIF Of The Day: Police Chase Win

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:02:43 +0000

Always remember to wear your seat belt when you’re being chased by the cops — you never know when you’re about to get t-boned by public transportation… I guess that’s one nice thing about living in California.

And now for the best of the web.

[Yeeeah] – Lindsay Lohan teams up with Team Jesus
[unathletic] – Molly Sims will always be a legend
[Celebslam] NSFW – Brooklyn Decker gets topless, she should do this more
[Guyism] – Cintia Dicker goes on tour in a bikini
[Gunaxin] – Just a quick Tila Tequila gallery
[PrettyHot&Sexy] NSFW – Audrina Patridge’s reality show caps, very sexy
[Moe Jackson] – Olivia Wilde just can not look ugly
[BroBible] – Cop uses his power to make a car go in the slow lane, now thats clever
[The Daily What] – I wonder if this kid will ever get with a girl
[Yardbarker] – Knight made false statements about Kentucky, who cares

I Heard Chicks Digg Guys Who Surf So I Went To The Beach

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:54:22 +0000

I heard chicks digg guys who surf so I started surfing at the beach. Is that a 12-pack od Dr. Peppers I see? For more of the best of the internets check out the following web trends.

The 25 Worst Uniforms in Baseball History. [Bleacher Report]
7 of the hottest baseball WAGs ever to appear in Playboy. [Guyism]
Five Popular Movies and TV Shows (You Didn’t Know Featured Naked Breasts). [Smoking Jacket]
11 Things You’ll See At Coachella…Like It Or Not. [COED Magazine]
Jaimie Alexander is a goddess. [Maxim]
Rosalee has an EPIC sand bra. [Gorilla Mask]
What Your Favorite NHL Playoff Team Says About You. [College Humor]
Bloggers Have More Influence Than Celebrities, Probably Will Take Over The World Soon. [Stool NYC]
Rachel Uchitel & Former Penn Stater Matt Hahn Invade Miami Beach To Blow Tiger’s Blood Money. [Busted Coverage]
9 Acts of Vigilantism Straight Out of a Comic Book. [Cracked]
30 Red Heads with HUGE Boobs. [The Chive]
WTF?! There’s an upcoming Japanese film called “Hot Butt Cop.” [Film Drunk]
The 9 Hottest Softball Players: Female Edition. [Total Pro Sports]
As badass as they come…Navy Seals (42 Photos). [The Brigade]
The 10 Hottest Chicks To Perform At Coachella 2011. [Complex]
Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Sweater Muffins. [Hollywood Tuna]
The 20 Most Spoiled Live Animal Mascots. [Bleacher Report]
The Apple Store Dance. [egoTV]
90′s Rap: A Suburban Understanding. [Holy Taco]
Brooklyn Decker goes to the beach… [Maxim]
VIDEO: This blonde chick is making these cheetahs her bitches. [Guyism]
VIDEO: Hockey Kiss Cam Guy Knows What’s Up. [Next Round]
6 Beauty Products that Qualify as Torture. [Cracked]
Mixtape: Coachella Roadtrip 2011. [Heavy]
10 of the Pants Shittingest Haunted Houses in America. [Regretful Morning]
Elizabeth Hurley is dumb enough to get back together with Hugh Grant. [truTV]
Elizabeth Hurley… Still Got It At 45. [DJ Mick]
Seven Awesome Hats in Movies. [Unreality]
Battle of the South African Bikini Babes, Sort Of. [Smoking Jacket]
40 Photos to Celebrate Thai Boob Year. [COED Magazine]
Dinosaur Terrorizes School Children. [College Humor]
11 Athletes We’d Like to Punch in the Face. [Total Pro Sports]
Lily Aldridge has new Victoria’s Secret pictures, video. [Guyism]
Five Surefire Ways to Piss off a Smoker. [Cracked]
The 25 Greatest Butt Grabbing Moments In Sports History. [Super Booyah]
PHOTOS: Kristin Cavallari & NFL QB Jake Cutler In Kenya. [Moe Jackson]
Jackson Murphy, Child Movie Critic, Is Almost Definitely A Robot. [Holy Taco]
The Truth About Las Vegas Weddings. [Smoking Jacket]
Who Wants to Rent Liechtenstein? [Daily What]
5 dumbest…things about tire swings. [TruTV]
VIDEO: Stunt pilot tests the waters of too low. [The Throttle]
kids are hittin’ the bottle early these days (36 Photos). [The Chive]
We Don’t Regret Padma Lakshmi’s Nude Pics Either. [COED Magazine]
Drum Stick Juggling like A BOSS. [Double Viking]
25 Women We Want Back in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
Diagrams of Hipsters You’ll See at Coachella. [egoTV]
Exercise Ball Challenge Was A Bad Idea. [Next Round]
Wednesday Wasabi: Kaoru Sakurako and the Demise of Pink Film. [Smoking Jacket]

AHHHHHHHHHH

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 07:44:59 +0000

I have a friend who has a similar effect on the fairer sex. Strangely, the only women who give him the time of day also reside in the LA Zoo. Before we get to the links, make sure you subscribe to our RSS Feed and add us on Facebook to receive updates and our Daily Afternoon Picdumps.

LINKS

Sarah Silverman is a HOT Awesome Jewish Girl [Maxim]
The Internet Has Always Been Creepy [TruTV]
12 Classic Movie Moments Made Possible by Abuse & Murder [Cracked]
Babies Discuss the Ways of the World [TotallyCrap]
Natalie Portman: Still RIDICULOUSLY HOT [BustedCoverage]
The Best Light Saber Sports Vids of All Time [SuperBooyah]
Chrissie Chau is the Worlds Hottest DJ [DJ Mick]
25 Police Officer Fails [ForkParty]
Real-Life SpiderMan Climbs the World’s Tallest Building [BroBible]
9 Famous People Who Could Kill You w/ Their Bare Hands [Guyism]
A Huge Gallery of Izabel Goulart HOTNESS [CoedMagazine]
Sophia Vergara: Hot in Pepsi Commercials for 20 Years [Popoholic]
100 Most Ridiculous Yahoo Answers [Uproxx]
Sarah Jean Underwood is HOT/in SPANDEX/doing YOGA [HollywoodTuna]

Om Nom Nom Nom Nom

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:40:14 +0000

He must be of the Catholic Church variety, thinking little boys are tasty…

Too soon?

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Frankie Muniz Is Kind Of A Dick [Top Cultured]

Proper Sushi Etiquette [I Can Has Internets]

30 ridiculous repair jobs [Chicago Now]

Infographic: Celebrities’ fans, fees and followers [Mother Nature Network]

How To: Eat Like Elvis [Ask Men]

Five Reasons You Should Date a Chubster [Miami New Times]

The Beauty Of HDR Photography [That Video Site]

5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal [Cracked]

Parents of the Jersey Shore Cast With Appropriate Captions [Uncoached]

3 Months Off School Can Do This [Holy Taco]

210 MORE ‘WTF Were They Thinking’ Tattoos [COED Magazine]

America’s Founding Fathers Probably Smoked Pot [Asylum]

7 things you never want to hear from a doctor [Guyism]

Are You Asian And Don’t Want To Be?

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:23:00 +0000

I always figured it was just something you’d have to deal with, but this is really exciting news.

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Fact About Mark Zuckerberg [Top Cultured]
No Touching The Dog, Sir [I Can Has Internets]
The 12 heaviest drinkers in TV history [Guyism]
Before he was “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” [Daily Fill]
The Greatest of All Time: Kobe Bryant vs. Michael Jordan [TotalProSports]
People of Walmart — Parenting Fails at America’s Superstore [Asylum]
Best Review Ever [Knuckles United]
5 Inventions You Won’t Believe Came From War [Cracked]
Don’t Take the Feminsm Bus to Work [Uncoached]
10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge [Holy Taco]
Flipping the Bird Around the World [Fork Party]

WebMD Symptom Checker Knows What You’ve Been Taking

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:20:07 +0000

It’s nice to see WebMD being honest. They could have just done what most doctors would do and prescribe a six-pack of med prescriptions, make a few g’s and hope you don’t go suicidal…