Bollywood. It’s essentially Die Hard 4 meets Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets Kill Bill. It’s progressive, and they’re doing it right — why release five-hundred different movies in one year when you can release five-hundred different types of movies in one movie?

Hollywood needs to catch on, quit complaining about illegal movie downloads, and start making movies I want to see. And what I want to see is Evil Dead meets Kill Bill meets 3:10 to Yuma meets The Wrestler meets Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

Who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of zombies with samurai swords, wearing spandex and killing Matthew McConaughey?

Believe it or not, good actor Matt Damon is/was buddies with not so good actor Matthew McConaughey (though I’ll admit, he deserves a nod for his part in Tropic Thunder).

The time the pair spent together consisted primarily of taking their shirts off and oiling each others bodies down, which yielded Damon two things – more chicks, and a pretty damn good McConaughey impression.