Last week we posted the photoshoot of Audrina Patridge’s upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine but today we got a hold on the actual October 2009 Maxim Magazine scans.
Check them out below, you won’t be disappointed (even if Audrina Patridge does have a lazy/wall-eye).

If you’re into Audrina Patridge topless, eating cake, scrubbing the floor, and shooting water stream from a garden hose through her legs you’re probably going to enjoy the October 2009 issue of Maxim Magazine.
If you’re not that kind of guy, you’ll probably enjoy one of these.
For more of Audrina Patridge check out Maxim.com

Vida Guerra poses for Mexico’s version of the popular men’s entertainment mag – Maxim Magazine – like only Vida Guerra can.

Earlier today we learned from Total Pro Sports that Simona Halep wants to and likely will go under the knife for breast reduction surgery later this year.
The seventeen-year-old (keep your pants on guys, she’s almost 18) tennis phenom was born 9.27.1991 in ConstanÅ£a, Romania and has turned heads in the tennis world for both her Anna Kournikova-esque talents and for her massive, but soon-to-vanish chest-hams.

Simona Halep tells Pro Sports (poorly translated to English) –
“I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything …

When you stick a woman on the cover of a magazine, you want her to be and look as attractive as possible — this encourages guys to buy the magazine.
When you’re Maxim Magazine and you want to feature Britney Spears on the cover despite the fact that she’s fat, has had too many kids, and is more than a little bit insane, what do you do?
You search back in your files, find a Britney Spears photoshoot from 2002, photoshop her up and release her issue in Germany. No one will …

Yes it’s true–Danneel Harris did a lingerie shoot for Maxim Magazine. But who is she?
If you’re a One Tree Hill fan (I know, I know–they don’t exist) then you know her from her recurring role as the fiery redhead, Rachel Gatina.
If you’re a fan of retarded plotlines (I guess One Tree Hill qualifies here too) that are actually entertaining, then you know her as Kumar’s ex-would-never-happen-in-a-million-years-even-though-you’re-an-actor-girlfriend in Harold & Kumar Escape From Gtmo.
Now for the important stuff…

For more Danneel Harris head on over to AskMen, Maxim Online and COED Magazine.

Pointless Kate Beckinsale trivia:
1. According to an interview she gave on the UK television show The Big Breakfast, she hates wearing panties.
2. In 2001, Kate landed the lead female role in Pearl Harbor after Charlize Theron pulled out to do Sweet November.
3. Was anorexic as a teenager.
4. Quoted as saying: “If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!”
and
5. “I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman …

Enjoy Bia and Branca doing acrobatics for MTV in Brazil
Stephanie Laramore is smokin’
SEXY gallery of mirror self portraits
What the Heck is “Business Festive”? A Guide to Decoding Holiday Party Dress Codes
Ashlee Simpson dabbles in “anal”
Hottest Tennis Players, Vol.II (Gunaxin)
The 10 Hottest Actresses in Holiday Movies
Helen Tucker is T-N-T…dyn-o-mite
Marisa Miller + Harley-Davidson = Good
A Cowboy Story
Commercials that suck the fun out of watching television

In honor of Maxim Magazine’s migration towards the opposite sex, I give you the 30 greatest moments in found porn history. For those of you who do not know, Maxim has a section they run called Found Porn, and if you don’t know what found porn is, be inventive and do a search.
If you are easily offended, I recommend you steer your browser away from Banned In Hollywood immediately. Actually, just don’t use the internet at all.
30. Lumpy Love

29. Prevention at its finest.

28. Why use Crystal Shine when you can …