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Audrina Patridge Does Maxim Magazine October 2009

Posted on 21 Sep 2009 at 12:25pm

Last week we posted the photoshoot of Audrina Patridge’s upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine but today we got a hold on the actual October 2009 Maxim Magazine scans.

Check them out below, you won’t be disappointed (even if Audrina Patridge does have a lazy/wall-eye).

Audrina Patridge Does The Cover Of Maxim Magazine October

Posted on 11 Sep 2009 at 1:58pm

If you’re into Audrina Patridge topless, eating cake, scrubbing the floor, and shooting water stream from a garden hose through her legs you’re probably going to enjoy the October 2009 issue of Maxim Magazine.

If you’re not that kind of guy, you’ll probably enjoy one of these.

For more of Audrina Patridge check out Maxim.com

Vida Guerra Mexican Maxim May 2009

Posted on 27 May 2009 at 2:44am

Vida Guerra poses for Mexico’s version of the popular men’s entertainment mag – Maxim Magazine – like only Vida Guerra can.

Simona Halep Wants Breast Reduction, Tears Shed Across Globe

Posted on 22 May 2009 at 2:34pm

Earlier today we learned from Total Pro Sports that Simona Halep wants to and likely will go under the knife for breast reduction surgery later this year.

The seventeen-year-old (keep your pants on guys, she’s almost 18) tennis phenom was born 9.27.1991 in ConstanÅ£a, Romania and has turned heads in the tennis world for both her Anna Kournikova-esque talents and for her massive, but soon-to-vanish chest-hams.

Simona Halep tells Pro Sports (poorly translated to English) –

“I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything in the sport. My mind bust when I go on the field and even if I were sporting, I would have felt very good.

(My Breasts) inconvenience me, it’s very hard with them. It’s a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well. Shoot me down. Nothing in life is not like me even though sport was not all I was doing surgery.

Surgical intervention should take place last year, but probably will use it in autumn, because the postponement might cause problems in the column.”

Not sure what that last line is supposed to mean, but regardless, I say Simona is making a big mistake. Think about it — if Anna Kournikova’s ass got fat she’d be out of work (posing for Maxim).

Simona better hope she matures into a more talented tennis player because no one is going to want to see a Romanian flat-chest on the cover of men’s magazines.

Britney Spears, Maxim Deutschland aka Germany April 2009

Posted on 16 Apr 2009 at 4:47pm

When you stick a woman on the cover of a magazine, you want her to be and look as attractive as possible — this encourages guys to buy the magazine.

When you’re Maxim Magazine and you want to feature Britney Spears on the cover despite the fact that she’s fat, has had too many kids, and is more than a little bit insane, what do you do?

You search back in your files, find a Britney Spears photoshoot from 2002, photoshop her up and release her issue in Germany. No one will ever know the difference.

Danneel Harris in lingerie for Maxim Magazine

Posted on 10 Mar 2009 at 11:19pm

Yes it’s true–Danneel Harris did a lingerie shoot for Maxim Magazine. But who is she?

If you’re a One Tree Hill fan (I know, I know–they don’t exist) then you know her from her recurring role as the fiery redhead, Rachel Gatina.

If you’re a fan of retarded plotlines (I guess One Tree Hill qualifies here too) that are actually entertaining, then you know her as Kumar’s ex-would-never-happen-in-a-million-years-even-though-you’re-an-actor-girlfriend in Harold & Kumar Escape From Gtmo.

Now for the important stuff…


For more Danneel Harris head on over to AskMen, Maxim Online and COED Magazine.

Kate Beckinsale Mean Magazine April 2008 Gallery

Posted on 18 Jan 2009 at 4:57pm

Pointless Kate Beckinsale trivia:

1. According to an interview she gave on the UK television show The Big Breakfast, she hates wearing panties.

2. In 2001, Kate landed the lead female role in Pearl Harbor after Charlize Theron pulled out to do Sweet November.

3. Was anorexic as a teenager.

4. Quoted as saying: “If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!”

and

5. “I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you?”

6. Ranked #21 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2007 list.

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