Posts Tagged ‘Megan Fox’

If you’re Red Hot Chili Pepper’s drummer Chad Smith, you don’t want to hear kids and adults alike asking for your autograph… because you’re Will Ferrell.

On the other hand, if you’re Barbara Mori (you might remember her from the telenovela Azul Tequila) getting the Megan Fox treatment every now and then is not such a bad thing.

Check out the following Celebrity Look-alikes for more.

Megan Fox and Barbara Mori

America Ferrera and Jordin Sparks

Beyonce and Shakira

Chad Smith and Will Ferrell

Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe

Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys

Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minnillo

Jessica Alba and Marlene Favela

Gael Garcia Bernal and Juliette Lewis

Roselyn Sanchez and Patricia Velasquez

Charlize Theron and Natalie Maines

Roberto Carlos and Vin Diesel

Eva Mendes and Cindy Crawford

Nuno Gomes and Selma Hayek

Eva Longoria and Marsha Thomason

Thalia and Mariana Ochoa

Josh Harnett and Rafael Nadal

Tom Brady and Matt Damon

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Martina Hingis and Natalie Portman

Michelle Pfeiffer and Mary-Kate Olsen

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox

Jessica Alba and Elizabeth Berkley

Britney Spears and Bat Boy

Photo credit: Izismile

August 4, 2009 marks the first ever, internet-wide, guycentric website ban of a certain twenty-something Hollywood starlet – also known as #NoMF Day.

In honor of this special day, Banned In Hollywood has teamed up with Asylum, AskMen, The Bachelor Guy and several other dude-portals to nominate Betty White as the honorary MF replacement – even if just for a day.

Here’s to you Betty. Put that gun away, please.

Our good friends at Asylum.com have asked us to take part in A Day Without Megan Fox on August 4th, 2009 and we’re delighted to do so.

Sure she’s one of the sexiest young female actors, but in order to preserve both her sexiness and her freshness, we need to tone down the over foxposure.

She’s like the Will Ferrell of hot young actresses and she’s at the Old School point of her career. Preventing her overexposure is like Will Ferrell retroactively declining roles in Semi Pro and Blades of Glory. Had we done this earlier, we might have been able to save her from assuming Jennifer’s Body – sorry Megan.

The premise is simple. No Megan Fox news, pics, boobs, reviews, or hideous tattoos for a day.

Also participating: AskMen, Boobie Blog, Whip It Out Comedy, Double Viking, On205th, I Heart Chaos, Yep Yep, Just a Guy Thing, The Bachelor Guy, and Asylum UK, Australia, France and Germany. If you are a member of the media who would like to join the Day Without Megan Fox movement, or you have a suggestion for the next starlet to take over the Internet, email Asylum.com

For the complete details and original Day Without Megan Fox Video, head to Asylum.com

There’s a video locked up in Michael Bay’s spank bank that just about any guy in the world wouldn’t mind watching. According to the New York Post, when Megan Fox went to Michael Bay’s house for an intimate audition, he whipped out his package video camera and recorded Megan Fox washing his Ferrari.

Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian reports, “she said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

For the less explicit Megan Fox Transformers audition tape, head to FilmDrunk.

Every once in a while I get fooled into going to see a movie because I thought the trailer looked decent. I go, spend twelve bucks on a ticket and thirty bucks on a jug of soda and then walk out of the theater midway through the film because M. Night Shyamalan doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing (please see this comic review).

For this reason, I present Banned In Hollywood’s Top 5 True Movie Posters of 2009.

5. Angels & Demons

4. Land of the Lost

3. Observe & Report

2. Transformers 2

1. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

• Halle Berry Is Sexy (Complex)
• What The Car You’re Buying Says About You (HolyTaco)
• Miss California Sucks As Much As She’s Hot (DailyFill)
• 6 Awful Hip Hop Terms (Cracked)
• Chipmunks Reach Star Wars (IHeartChaos)
• 5 Movie Robots That Didn’t Work (ScreenJunkies)
• Jillian Is A Hot Model (BullzEye)
• Cindy Crawford’s Bikini Photoshoot (Drunkenstepfather)
• Chicks Wrestling In Jell-O (Coed)
• Boobies Bounce (GorillaMask)
• Saved By The Bell Parodied (EJB)
• Hot Jessica Alba Gallery (AskMen)
• The Black Sabbath Super Fan (EvilChili)
• Scorcese To Direct Sinatra BioPic (FilmDrunk)

• Maira Cardi Is A Babe (DoubleViking)
• Khloe Kardashian Gets Topless (HollywoodTuna)
• Megan Fox Wishes She Was Olivia Wilde (TheDailyFix)
• Marilia Moreno Is A Fox (Uncoached)
• Reality TV Keeps Getting Better And Better (PopCrunch)
• Sandy Scott Is A Hottie (SickPigs)
• Christian The Lion (Urlesque)
• A Cops Day At The Office (Cracked)
• All Girls Are Dumb (BlogOfHilarity)
• Indian Man Eats Bricks (IHeartChaos)
• 5 Robots That Didn’t Work (ScreenJunkies)
• Maxims Top 100 (Asylum)
• Andressa Soares Is Sexy (TotallyCrap)
• 80s Helicopter Crash (NothingToxic)
• Monkey vs. Lion (IAmBored)
• Sherri Is A Hot College Girl (CollegeHumor)
• 20 Fat People Dressed As Superheroes (Manofest)
• Cindy Crawfords Bikini Pics (DrunkenStepfather)

When I saw that Megan Fox was playing a prostitute in an Old West flick, I figured going to see it would be as intellectually stimulating as watching Cheyenne. When I read the synopsis, “In the Wild West, a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead,” my suspicions seemed confirmed.

Now I’m reading Josh Brolin, Will Arnett, and John Malkovich are leading the pic — Megan Fox might finally be in a good film (Don’t get me wrong, I thought Transformers was entertaining).

We’ll have to wait until 2010 to find out.