On the other hand, if you’re Barbara Mori (you might remember her from the telenovela Azul Tequila) getting the Megan Fox treatment every now and then is not such a bad thing.

Check out the following Celebrity Look-alikes for more.

Megan Fox and Barbara Mori

America Ferrera and Jordin Sparks

Beyonce and Shakira

Chad Smith and Will Ferrell

Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe

Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys

Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minnillo

Jessica Alba and Marlene Favela

Gael Garcia Bernal and Juliette Lewis

Roselyn Sanchez and Patricia Velasquez

Charlize Theron and Natalie Maines

Roberto Carlos and Vin Diesel

Eva Mendes and Cindy Crawford

Nuno Gomes and Selma Hayek

Eva Longoria and Marsha Thomason

Thalia and Mariana Ochoa

Josh Harnett and Rafael Nadal

Tom Brady and Matt Damon

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Martina Hingis and Natalie Portman

Michelle Pfeiffer and Mary-Kate Olsen

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox

Jessica Alba and Elizabeth Berkley

Britney Spears and Bat Boy

Photo credit: Izismile

August 4, 2009 marks the first ever, internet-wide, guycentric website ban of a certain twenty-something Hollywood starlet – also known as #NoMF Day.

In honor of this special day, Banned In Hollywood has teamed up with Asylum, AskMen, The Bachelor Guy and several other dude-portals to nominate Betty White as the honorary MF replacement – even if just for a day.

Here’s to you Betty. Put that gun away, please.

Sure she’s one of the sexiest young female actors, but in order to preserve both her sexiness and her freshness, we need to tone down the over foxposure.

She’s like the Will Ferrell of hot young actresses and she’s at the Old School point of her career. Preventing her overexposure is like Will Ferrell retroactively declining roles in Semi Pro and Blades of Glory. Had we done this earlier, we might have been able to save her from assuming Jennifer’s Body – sorry Megan.

The premise is simple. No Megan Fox news, pics, boobs, reviews, or hideous tattoos for a day.

Also participating: AskMen, Boobie Blog, Whip It Out Comedy, Double Viking, On205th, I Heart Chaos, Yep Yep, Just a Guy Thing, The Bachelor Guy, and Asylum UK, Australia, France and Germany. If you are a member of the media who would like to join the Day Without Megan Fox movement, or you have a suggestion for the next starlet to take over the Internet, email Asylum.com

For the complete details and original Day Without Megan Fox Video, head to Asylum.com

There’s a video locked up in Michael Bay’s spank bank that just about any guy in the world wouldn’t mind watching. According to the New York Post, when Megan Fox went to Michael Bay’s house for an intimate audition, he whipped out his package video camera and recorded Megan Fox washing his Ferrari.

Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian reports, “she said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

For the less explicit Megan Fox Transformers audition tape, head to FilmDrunk.

Every once in a while I get fooled into going to see a movie because I thought the trailer looked decent. I go, spend twelve bucks on a ticket and thirty bucks on a jug of soda and then walk out of the theater midway through the film because M. Night Shyamalan doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing (please see this comic review).

For this reason, I present Banned In Hollywood’s Top 5 True Movie Posters of 2009.

5. Angels & Demons

4. Land of the Lost

3. Observe & Report

2. Transformers 2

1. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

• Halle Berry Is Sexy (Complex)
• What The Car You’re Buying Says About You (HolyTaco)
• Miss California Sucks As Much As She’s Hot (DailyFill)
• 6 Awful Hip Hop Terms (Cracked)
• Chipmunks Reach Star Wars (IHeartChaos)
• 5 Movie Robots That Didn’t Work (ScreenJunkies)
• Jillian Is A Hot Model (BullzEye)
• Cindy Crawford’s Bikini Photoshoot (Drunkenstepfather)
• Chicks Wrestling In Jell-O (Coed)
• Boobies Bounce (GorillaMask)
• Saved By The Bell Parodied (EJB)
• Hot Jessica Alba Gallery (AskMen)
• The Black Sabbath Super Fan (EvilChili)
• Scorcese To Direct Sinatra BioPic (FilmDrunk)

• Maira Cardi Is A Babe (DoubleViking)
• Khloe Kardashian Gets Topless (HollywoodTuna)
• Megan Fox Wishes She Was Olivia Wilde (TheDailyFix)
• Marilia Moreno Is A Fox (Uncoached)
• Reality TV Keeps Getting Better And Better (PopCrunch)
• Sandy Scott Is A Hottie (SickPigs)
• Christian The Lion (Urlesque)
• A Cops Day At The Office (Cracked)
• All Girls Are Dumb (BlogOfHilarity)
• Indian Man Eats Bricks (IHeartChaos)
• 5 Robots That Didn’t Work (ScreenJunkies)
• Maxims Top 100 (Asylum)
• Andressa Soares Is Sexy (TotallyCrap)
• 80s Helicopter Crash (NothingToxic)
• Monkey vs. Lion (IAmBored)
• Sherri Is A Hot College Girl (CollegeHumor)
• 20 Fat People Dressed As Superheroes (Manofest)
• Cindy Crawfords Bikini Pics (DrunkenStepfather)

• Danielle Lloyd Goes Topless Once Again (HornyOyster)
• Jet Packs Rock (WithLeather)
• This Bird Likes To Party Hard (DonChavez)

When I saw that Megan Fox was playing a prostitute in an Old West flick, I figured going to see it would be as intellectually stimulating as watching Cheyenne. When I read the synopsis, “In the Wild West, a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead,” my suspicions seemed confirmed.

Now I’m reading Josh Brolin, Will Arnett, and John Malkovich are leading the pic — Megan Fox might finally be in a good film (Don’t get me wrong, I thought Transformers was entertaining).

We’ll have to wait until 2010 to find out.

Not much to say here fellas, except that this is the first of what I assume will be many Megan Fox Transformers 2 promo pics, and if you click on the picture, it will open a new window where the higher resolution photo will take forever to load, expand to fill the majority of your screen, become annoyingly large, and you will ask yourself, why did I click on the picture?

Don’t bother, just click this instead: Megan Fox…

WarmingGlow.com is essentially the posthumous pre-op butt-baby of television/celebrity blogs that now saturate themselves with the mind-numbingly explicit crotch shots of fallen glam celebs Britney Spears, and most recently, Lindsay Lohan.

It’s refreshing–and I mean that even when making reference to Tenacious D’s not-so-mainstream short film of Kyle Gass’ LSD/EPT induced rectal birth.

WarmingGlow explains–

“Before she was photographed by paparazzi 18 hours a day, Fox was just a rising teen starlet trying to land TV roles.  And although lists are a simplistic crutch for people without expository writing skills, everyone on the Internet seems to like them, so here.  Here’s a damn list.  These are Megan Fox’s Top Five television roles, as determined by me using completely arbitrary criteria that I won’t divulge.  What are you gonna do?  Disagree?”

Head on over now for more foxy Megan Fox.

This enables the characters to go on long and frequently meaningless (mostly to the character’s ultimate goal) adventures that are extremely funny to the viewer--not because they are funny escapades, but because said viewer knows more about the character than the character knows about his or her own self.

A great example of this surfaces at the midpoint of the Farrelly Brothers’ Dumb & Dumber.

Lloyd and Harry are at a payphone attempting to figure out where Mary Swanson lives so that they can return her briefcase (which they don’t know is filled with ransom cash). This is the critical moment where their dialogue and the course of their quest turns upside down.

Harry: What’s her last name? I’ll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don’t really recall. Starts with an S! Let’s see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it’s on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It’s right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

Harry and Lloyd were so close to figuring out where their adventure would end. But through stupidity, they become re-routed on a meaningless journey to find Mary Samsonite.

The characters know less than the audience and this amplifies their own foolishness and the comedic load of the film.

Comparing this video to Dumb & Dumber is a stretch, but somehow SFW XXX, works on the same principles. The characters (or pornstars) become fools because thay are unaware of something the viewer can plainly see. They have no idea that their scenes have been transformed into rediculous cartoons--and it’s this genuine lack of awareness, coupled with the viewer’s knowledge of what’s really going on behind the animation, that makes this video one of the greatest videos YouTube has to offer.