You don’t need to know how to speak Spanish to see just how sexy Carmen Electra looks in the March 2009 Spanish language edition of Maxim’s popular men’s magazine (plus no one reads the words anyway).

She was quoted in English (c’mon, she doesn’t know how to speak more than one language, you crazy?) when asked about the men she chooses to sleep with, “I think the dirtier he is, the better he is in the bedroom.” It’s only fitting then, that she’d be stripping down in Maxim’s Mexican publication and not in the American one, right?

I guess that all depends on her definition of “dirty.” If she means “dirty” in an STD sort of way, she’d love my buddy Nick Bartel. But if she defines “dirty” as that third world thing floating in the sewer, she’s going to love the fan-mail she’ll get once Ciudad Juarezians get a hold of the March issue of Maxim.

What does that even mean? I have no idea…. But to be fair (and hopefully sound less racist), I haven’t showered in three days.

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