Posts Tagged ‘Michael Bay’

There’s a video locked up in Michael Bay’s spank bank that just about any guy in the world wouldn’t mind watching. According to the New York Post, when Megan Fox went to Michael Bay’s house for an intimate audition, he whipped out his package video camera and recorded Megan Fox washing his Ferrari.

Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian reports, “she said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

For the less explicit Megan Fox Transformers audition tape, head to FilmDrunk.

Every once in a while I get fooled into going to see a movie because I thought the trailer looked decent. I go, spend twelve bucks on a ticket and thirty bucks on a jug of soda and then walk out of the theater midway through the film because M. Night Shyamalan doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing (please see this comic review).

For this reason, I present Banned In Hollywood’s Top 5 True Movie Posters of 2009.

5. Angels & Demons

4. Land of the Lost

3. Observe & Report

2. Transformers 2

1. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

HOLLYWOOD-Get in the mood for the first of 2009’s highly anticipated thrillers–The Unborn–with this fear.net original short–The Dark Path Chronicles.

The Unborn is a supernatural thriller written and directed by David S. Goyer (Yea, the guy that wrote Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and Blade) which is scheduled for release on Jan. 9th of 2009.

The film stars Gary Oldman as a spiritual adviser to a young girl (Odette Yustman) who is tormented by the soul of her unborn twin brother (who she ate–so I guess that makes the brother born, but then cannibalisitically eaten). Oldman’s character seeks to use her death as a gateway to reach life.

Michael Bay produced so expect big explosions.