TMZ reported this morning that BOOM! KAPLOW! Michael Bay KABLOOEY! has a new girlfriend and she’s a model and a Stoner… Lauren Stoner. The pic in TMZ’s article is straight fire, putting her lovely lady rump on full display, as the couple laid out on a beach in Miami.

It’s not hard to pick on a guy who makes movies for 13-year-old boys, and I hate to jump on the bandwagon and do it, but he just makes it so damn easy.

The Island & Transformers 3

Pearl Harbor & Transformers

Michael Bay single-handedly launched Megan Fox’s career, and with his 3rd installment of the Transformers franchise, will likely propel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley from Victoria’s Secret Angel to Hollywood A-List bombshell.

But before Rosie Huntington-Whiteley succumbs to or triumphs from the hand of Michael Bay, we’ll put it to a vote in this month’s Battle of the Babes: Transformers Edition.

Check out the galleries below and remember to cast your vote at the bottom of the page.

From AskMen.com – From the moment a sultry, slinky brunette named Megan Fox bent over the hood of a ’76 Camaro in Michael Bay’s Transformers, we knew our lives would never be the same again. It was a moment that marked the arrival of a brand new sex symbol — the ultimate sex symbol.

Introduction provided by MadeMan’s Chickipedia – Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a British model and actress. She is best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret. Her largest success came in 2008, when she was put on the cover of Vogue, accompanied by models Eden Clark and Jourdan Dunn, for the November issue. She will replace Megan Fox in the upcoming film Transformers 3 (July 2011 release) as the new female lead.

Victoria’s Secret model and star of Michael Bay’s upcoming Transformers 3, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley poses for Victoria’s Secret bikini line.

There’s a video locked up in Michael Bay’s spank bank that just about any guy in the world wouldn’t mind watching. According to the New York Post, when Megan Fox went to Michael Bay’s house for an intimate audition, he whipped out his package video camera and recorded Megan Fox washing his Ferrari.

Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian reports, “she said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

For the less explicit Megan Fox Transformers audition tape, head to FilmDrunk.

Every once in a while I get fooled into going to see a movie because I thought the trailer looked decent. I go, spend twelve bucks on a ticket and thirty bucks on a jug of soda and then walk out of the theater midway through the film because M. Night Shyamalan doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing (please see this comic review).

For this reason, I present Banned In Hollywood’s Top 5 True Movie Posters of 2009.

5. Angels & Demons

4. Land of the Lost

3. Observe & Report

2. Transformers 2

1. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

The Unborn is a supernatural thriller written and directed by David S. Goyer (Yea, the guy that wrote Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and Blade) which is scheduled for release on Jan. 9th of 2009.

The film stars Gary Oldman as a spiritual adviser to a young girl (Odette Yustman) who is tormented by the soul of her unborn twin brother (who she ate–so I guess that makes the brother born, but then cannibalisitically eaten). Oldman’s character seeks to use her death as a gateway to reach life.

Michael Bay produced so expect big explosions.

Meagan Fox looking good as usual on the set of Transformers 2 in Venice Beach, CA. The sequel, headed once again my Michael Bay, will be titled Revenge of the Fallen and will hit theaters June 29, 2008. Keep your ears open and your eyes on Megan Fox.