Banned In Hollywood » Military Archives – Banned In Hollywood http://www.bannedinhollywood.com Men's Lifestyle | Humor, Sports, Weird News, Style, Girls, Entertainment & Gadgets Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:50:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Soiling Your Cammies In 3… 2… 1… http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/soiling-your-cammies-in-3-2/ http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/soiling-your-cammies-in-3-2/#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 11:08:46 +0000 Brotha Jonze http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/?p=22048

I’m no soldier, but I’m pretty sure accidentally shooting your friend’s hat off during volleys in the Polish Independence Day Parade isn’t in the how to improve your rank playbook.

Props to homeboy for brushing it off and finishing the drill despite sporting that skin-toned yarmulke he didn’t want anyone to see.

Let’s see how long it takes someone to comment about them shooting blanks…

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For your dose of Manliness Mondays, check out this Austrian made 40mm machine gun. Perfect for taking down aircraft or LA’s scarf wearing hipsters in 93 degree weather.

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I’m no expert, but when your mortar comes out of the chute looking like a salmon swimming upstream to spawning grounds, it’s a good reminder never to buy your explosives from the discount store.

]]> http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/mortar-fail/feed/ 0 How Not To Aim Your Rocket Launcher http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/how-not-to-aim-your-rocket-launcher/ http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/how-not-to-aim-your-rocket-launcher/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:46:32 +0000 Brotha Jonze http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/?p=11371 daily picdump 277 76 460x435 How Not To Aim Your Rocket Launcher

This is why you don’t let guys like Plaxico Burress into the military

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]]> http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/how-not-to-aim-your-rocket-launcher/feed/ 1 Please, don’t have pets or *cough cough* in your room http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/please-dont-have-pets-or-cough-cough-your-room/ http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/please-dont-have-pets-or-cough-cough-your-room/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:10:44 +0000 Brotha Jonze http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/?p=3531 A good buddy of mine is a marine stationed just south of Los Angeles. I got a text from him yesterday that read “a do’s and dont’s list in our barracks” with this photo attached.

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I have a feeling that if they want to do it, just like the church, a paper sign ain’t gonna stop them.

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