The problem with any bikini contest, especially one in California, is that none of the best looking women enter. This is because beautiful women know they’re beautiful and do not need their attractiveness validated by three 40-year-old judges and a crown and consequently do not enter (plus, entering would just confirm the shallowness that everyone already suspects of them because they are so attractive).

Consequently, you get cuspers (girls riding the cusp of attractiveness) who enter, and no one really wants to see that.

But today you get to anyway.

(For a slightly more attractive gallery, check out these Ukranians).

• Halle Berry Is Sexy (Complex)
• What The Car You’re Buying Says About You (HolyTaco)
• Miss California Sucks As Much As She’s Hot (DailyFill)
• 6 Awful Hip Hop Terms (Cracked)
• Chipmunks Reach Star Wars (IHeartChaos)
• 5 Movie Robots That Didn’t Work (ScreenJunkies)
• Jillian Is A Hot Model (BullzEye)
• Cindy Crawford’s Bikini Photoshoot (Drunkenstepfather)
• Chicks Wrestling In Jell-O (Coed)
• Boobies Bounce (GorillaMask)
• Saved By The Bell Parodied (EJB)
• Hot Jessica Alba Gallery (AskMen)
• The Black Sabbath Super Fan (EvilChili)
• Scorcese To Direct Sinatra BioPic (FilmDrunk)

• Maira Cardi Is A Babe (DoubleViking)
• Khloe Kardashian Gets Topless (HollywoodTuna)
• Megan Fox Wishes She Was Olivia Wilde (TheDailyFix)
• Marilia Moreno Is A Fox (Uncoached)
• Reality TV Keeps Getting Better And Better (PopCrunch)
• Sandy Scott Is A Hottie (SickPigs)
• Christian The Lion (Urlesque)
• A Cops Day At The Office (Cracked)
• All Girls Are Dumb (BlogOfHilarity)
• Indian Man Eats Bricks (IHeartChaos)
• 5 Robots That Didn’t Work (ScreenJunkies)
• Maxims Top 100 (Asylum)
• Andressa Soares Is Sexy (TotallyCrap)
• 80s Helicopter Crash (NothingToxic)
• Monkey vs. Lion (IAmBored)
• Sherri Is A Hot College Girl (CollegeHumor)
• 20 Fat People Dressed As Superheroes (Manofest)
• Cindy Crawfords Bikini Pics (DrunkenStepfather)

• Danielle Lloyd Goes Topless Once Again (HornyOyster)
• Jet Packs Rock (WithLeather)
• This Bird Likes To Party Hard (DonChavez)