If you were born in the 80′s you were probably too young to remember Auburn’s 1985 Heisman Trophy winner and first man to be named an All-Star in two major professional sports — Vincent Edward “Bo” Jackson.

Bo played running back for the Los Angeles Raiders and In baseball, he played left field and DH for the Kansas City Royals, Chicago White Sox, and the California Angels.

He also ran a 40-yard dash in a blistering 4.12 seconds (hand-timed), which is to this day the fastest verifiable 40-yard dash time ever recorded at any NFL Combine.

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Bo knows.

Jim Leyland giving the ol’ stinkpalm to Ron Washington before leading the Tigers to a 7-4 victory over the Rangers in Thursday night’s game.

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They may not have been the best team in the NL West, but there’s no doubt that the Los Angeles Dodgers have the best pregame handshake in the bigs.

For those not in the know, Rod Barajas has been cradling Dee Gordon (AKA Matt Kemp’s son — see below) before games for several weeks and so far the superstition has worked. Gordon has gotten a hit in every game they’ve done the “shake.”

Until next year, go blue.

Because the MLB season is coming to a close and you’ll no longer be able to place baseball bets at your favorite online sportsbook, it’s time we take a look at the happenings in other leagues around the US.

The Amarillo Sox are a professional baseball team based out of Amarillo, Texas, from the independent American Association baseball league. And while there’s a 100-percent chance that you haven’t heard of these Lone Star State not so professional pros, that’s not keeping their mascot, the Amarillo Sox Sock (yes it’s a sock, not a banana with a hard on) from getting a little too excited from running around the stands touching men and children with his giant “big toe.”

Here’s to cheap beers, seven errors per game and 47-year-old mascots touching kids with his massive banana cock-sock.

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Who ever said baseball isn’t a contact sport?

Baseball is unlike almost every other professional sport in that one player can use the ball as a weapon to intentionally injure another player. You don’t see Kobe throwing basketballs in the face of Labron James and you won’t see Eli Manning launching footballs into the masks of Patriot linemen – it doesn’t have the same effect.

Baseball on the other hand is played by an ethical code unique to the game – a code that says ‘throw at my guy, I throw at your guy’. Usually this means that if a player on one team is hit by a pitch, they will throw at a batter on the other team – usually that team’s best hitter – in order to even the playing field and to make a statement.

Of course some batters are hit unintentionally, and some are dealt chin-music with the intent to seriously injure. But intent aside, these are the 10 Great Baseball Beanings Caught At Just The Right Moment (well, a few aren’t really beanings but I couldn’t justify omitting them).

Saaaaaawing and a… cockshot.

Florida Marlin ownership may try to blame it on hurricane Irene (and technically they’re right), but there’s no denying that Floridian baseball fans have absolutely no interest in heading to Sun Life Stadium (which will see even less use after that whole ‘The U’ incident) to spend $12 on a beer while watching the Marlins get pummeled.

On Wednesday the 24th of August, the Florida Marlins set records. Yahoo! Sports reports:

According to @790Justin, there was an unofficial headcount of 347 fans in the stands for the first pitch of Wednesday’s doubleheader at Sun Life Stadium. Justin Cohen counted five sections with three or fewer people in it and three completely empty sections. The Marlins haven’t announced the official attendance, but it likely won’t challenge the record of the smallest crowd in modern history (believed to be 653 during a Oakland Athletics game in 1979).

However, Marlin ownership didn’t see it this way (counting tickets sold, not actual attendance), announcing the doubleheader’s official attendance as 22,505 fans.

Hopefully Stanton puts a charge in the fanbase come 2012 or this franchise is going under.

Stationed safely behind the 1st base batting practice net, Colorado Rockies 3rd base coach Rich Dauer didn’t expect he’d be leaving the ballpark early with a broken nose — but that’s what happens when homeboy Chris Nelson decides to turn two into your face.

Dauer left the field bloodied and with a broken nose, headed to the hospital for observation.

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The Braves get the walk-off win against the Pirates after Julio Lugo is called safe at the plate by unpire Jerry Meals in the 19th inning.

“And let’s take another look at Ozzie getting hit in the right eye” isn’t the first thing you’d expect to hear an MLB analyst announce.

That said, when your team is stuck in the middle of the pack and sits idly at 4 games under .500, repeatedly watching a notoriously outspoken manager get hit in the side of the face with a foul-ball makes wasting 3 hours of your time watching a White Sox game marginally worthwhile, I suppose.