Banned In Hollywood » mom jeans http://www.bannedinhollywood.com This was supposed to be a celebrity blog... thank god it's not Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:42:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Jessica Simpson, mom jeans, belly contractor, fat, at chili cookoff http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/jessica-simpson-mom-jeans-belly-contractor-fat-at-chili-cookoff/ http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/jessica-simpson-mom-jeans-belly-contractor-fat-at-chili-cookoff/#comments Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:13:33 +0000 Brotha Jonze http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/?p=5107 bobs big boy jessica simpson 600x750 Jessica Simpson, mom jeans, belly contractor, fat, at chili cookoff

Remember a few months ago when Jessica Simpson was attractive? I do. But after seeing these photos, I’m beginning to think that dating Tony Romo has meant lots of time sitting in luxury boxes, eating hotdogs and nachos by the sausage-fingered handful.

Notice the mom jeans meant for overweight moms. Notice the two belts pulled tight as to prevent the muffin-top effect. It’s no wonder that this performance was at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

Keep eating chili-cheese-fries Jessica, someone needs to carry the torch that Anna Nicole Smith tried to eat.

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