58 Great Derp Animals
Like pictures of your kids or a tunafish sandwich, no one wants to see pictures of your turtle in their facebook feed
Read More »Police To Man: Stop Wearing That Bunny Suit
[bquote]Police to man: stop wearing a bunny suit in public, you’re frightening the children. Man to police: But I enjoy wearing the suit.[/bquote] Police in Idaho Falls have taken the next step in what
Read More »July 2011 Fail Compilation
A collection of morons doing what they do best in the month of July
Read More »Wannabe Moron Goes Plaxico Burress, Shoots Himself In The Leg
When it comes to shooting yourself in the leg, always remember to use a caliber above .22 so you’ll have no chance of salvaging your limb
Read More »Guy Up In Arms Because Hotel Won’t Give Him His Belongings
That may not be the best way to say it but it’s probably the safest way to say it
Read More »Shortest Judge Judy Case Ever
Note to self: when defending yourself after being accused of stealing some girls wallet and accessories, never tell the judge that one of the listed items wasn’t one of the things you stole
Read More »Always Remember To Wear A Belt
Sagging, at least in this case, is the thug thief moron’s Achilles’ heel — although I would argue it’s his general level of intelligence and inability to not be a moron that trumps any
Read More »25 Excellent Parking Fails
You would think that if you’re able to drive your vehicle, parking would be a piece of cake — all you have to do is not drive your car into your house
Read More »Crazy Chef Is Crazy
Anybody else thinking John Belushi as the crazy samurai sushi chef? Me either. I was thinking Charlie Sheen in his Two And A Half Eight Balls trailer running lines and doing lines
Read More »Hey Bro, You Lost Your Shirt
No big deal, they said they’ll give me a new one with straps on it
Read More »Head Shot, Man Down
While this excerpt taken from the YouTube description sounds unbelievable, I did some research of my own and found out it’s almost completely accurate. It goes something like
Read More »Woman Falls Into Mall Fountain While Texting, Sues
Pictured above is Cathy Cruz Marrero, the female YouTube sensation who fell into a Pennsylvania mall fountain while texting on her cell phone and not paying attention to where she was going
Read More »Man vs Lake
Man may think that because he’s an inventor, technologically advanced, physically capable, and highly educated, that he can conquer anything nature has to offer
Read More »Paparazzi Meet Gate Arm, You Guys Will Hit It Off, I Can Just Tell
I did a little pitching on the baseball team when I was in high school and for me, the most satisfying moment on the mound wasn’t striking someone out but hitting them in the
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