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• Stefanie Woods Is Going To Piss You Off

  In HQ Videos / 31 May 2012 / 3 comments

  

  “The only thing that bothers me is my charges now,” and “we should’ve at least got to keep the money,” are not the best points of defense when addressing the media about why you weren’t [...]

   

• Moron Tests Durability of Skull With Acoustic Guitar

  In Fail / 7 May 2012 / 0 comments

  

  Hey Brian, that’s great and all, but clean all these fucking pieces of wood off of the floor when you come to.

   

• Extreme Idiots Compilation Part 2

  In Fail / 8 March 2012 / 1 comment

  

  Darwinism.

   

• 58 Great Derp Animals

  In Animals, Featured / 28 November 2011 / 3 comments

  

  Like pictures of your kids or a tunafish sandwich, no one wants to see pictures of your turtle in their facebook feed.

   

• Police To Man: Stop Wearing That Bunny Suit

  In Fail News, Featured, Offbeat News / 3 August 2011 / 1 comment

  

  [bquote]Police to man: stop wearing a bunny suit in public, you’re frightening the children. Man to police: But I enjoy wearing the suit.[/bquote] Police in Idaho Falls have taken the next step in what residents [...]

   

• July 2011 Fail Compilation

  In Fail / 27 July 2011 / 1 comment

  

  A collection of morons doing what they do best in the month of July.

   

• Wannabe Moron Goes Plaxico Burress, Shoots Himself In The Leg

  In News / 8 July 2011 / 0 comments

  

  When it comes to shooting yourself in the leg, always remember to use a caliber above .22 so you’ll have no chance of salvaging your limb.

   

• Guy Up In Arms Because Hotel Won’t Give Him His Belongings

  In Funny / 10 June 2011 / 0 comments

  

  That may not be the best way to say it but it’s probably the safest way to say it.

   

• Shortest Judge Judy Case Ever

  In Fail / 16 May 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Note to self: when defending yourself after being accused of stealing some girls wallet and accessories, never tell the judge that one of the listed items wasn’t one of the things you stole.

   

• Always Remember To Wear A Belt

  In Fail / 2 May 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Sagging, at least in this case, is the thug thief moron’s Achilles’ heel — although I would argue it’s his general level of intelligence and inability to not be a moron that trumps any of [...]

   

• 25 Excellent Parking Fails

  In Fail, Featured / 3 March 2011 / 3 comments

  

  You would think that if you’re able to drive your vehicle, parking would be a piece of cake — all you have to do is not drive your car into your house.

   

• Crazy Chef Is Crazy

  In Funny / 22 February 2011 / 1 comment

  

  Anybody else thinking John Belushi as the crazy samurai sushi chef? Me either. I was thinking Charlie Sheen in his Two And A Half Eight Balls trailer running lines and doing lines.

   

• Hey Bro, You Lost Your Shirt

  In Fail / 26 January 2011 / 0 comments

  

  No big deal, they said they’ll give me a new one with straps on it.

   

• Head Shot, Man Down

  In Fail News / 24 January 2011 / 0 comments

  

  While this excerpt taken from the YouTube description sounds unbelievable, I did some research of my own and found out it’s almost completely accurate. It goes something like –