Unless of course it’s a derp turtle.

This is 58 great derp animals.

[bquote]Police to man: stop wearing a bunny suit in public, you’re frightening the children. Man to police: But I enjoy wearing the suit.[/bquote]

Police in Idaho Falls have taken the next step in what residents are calling an age old case of “is that a man in a bunny suit hiding behind a tree, pointing his finger like a gun at my kid?” by telling William Falkingham, 34, to stop wearing the controversial cottontail habiliments.

In a statement Tuesday, police said that Falkingham occasionally wears a tutu with the bunny suit. Reuters reports,

Police warned Falkingham after a woman said she saw him dressed in the costume, peeking at her young son from behind a tree and pointing his finger like a gun.

Most residents in the police report are “greatly disturbed” by his activities festivities, but one resident defended him as eccentric but otherwise harmless.

“He’s got the bunny outfit, a cowboy suit and a ballerina dress but you don’t see him except where he’s tripping through his backyard,” Deborah Colson told Reuters. “He’s got a strange lifestyle at home but we all do weird things at home.”

This raises an important debate over freedom of expression, and while I understand how Falkingham’s actions and attire could me misconstrued as “unsettling” or “upsetting” or “creepy” or “disturbing” or “alarming” or “frightening” or “fucking weird,” I just don’t think a world where I cannot dress as a bunny in a tutu and pretend to shoot little kids from the cover of vegetation is a world I want to live in.

A collection of morons doing what they do best in the month of July.

When it comes to shooting yourself in the leg, always remember to use a caliber above .22 so you’ll have no chance of salvaging your limb.

Food for thought.

That may not be the best way to say it but it’s probably the safest way to say it. I think his main concern is that hotels these days cost an arm and a leg and an arm and a trip to the drunk tank and at least a couple of clothespins to keep the sleeves up.

Also available in the internet favorite GIF form.

Note to self: when defending yourself after being accused of stealing some girls wallet and accessories, never tell the judge that one of the listed items wasn’t one of the things you stole.

It’s essentially the “but I didn’t kill Ron Goldman when I killed Nicole” confession of petty theft.

Here’s to morans.

Sagging, at least in this case, is the thug thief moron’s Achilles’ heel — although I would argue it’s his general level of intelligence and inability to not be a moron that trumps any of his famed capability as a thief.

You would think that if you’re able to drive your vehicle, parking would be a piece of cake — all you have to do is not drive your car into your house.

However, for some people, parking is much more difficult than it actually isn’t.

This is 25 excellent parking fails.

Anybody else thinking John Belushi as the crazy samurai sushi chef? Me either. I was thinking Charlie Sheen in his Two And A Half Eight Balls trailer running lines and doing lines.

The gif can be found below if you’re into that sort of thing.