Posts Tagged ‘movies’

Our buddies over at Manolith compiled a list of 10 films that guys should admit made them cry.

I have a few friends who say the list is pretty accurate but I cannot vouch for it myself because I have never cried in my entire life. I am a real man. And if you know anything about real men it’s that they do not cry. But I don’t expect you to know that because you are not a real man like me.

If my eyes ever appear glossy (which is very rare) it’s because I am a real athletic man, and real athletic men, which I am, tend to sweat more than men with vaginas. Consequently, when my core body temperature reaches a certain level (a level much higher than most, usually around 120º Celsius) my eyeballs tend to perspire profusely.

My eyes may sweat, but I do not cry.

Head over to Manolith to check out the list.

Dumb & Dumber 2 would have been much better if Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in it, if the Farrelly Brothers directed it, if it was written by someone else, if it wasn’t a sequel etc etc..

If it were possible to go back and change any of Dumb & Dumber 2’s shortcomings, we would begin by throwing out the cast and replacing it with actors who are actually funny.

We took this idea, fired up Photoshop, and made your favorite films a little bit better with the help of our long time friends, Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas.

The Big Lebowski

Gangs of New York

Oceans 12

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

There Will Be Blood

The Big Lebowski

American Beauty

The Departed

Transformers 2

The Dark Knight