If you have to kill three people during a robbery, make sure you do not leave your cell phone at the scene of the crime. And if you do leave your cell phone at the scene of the triple homicide, do not call your phone and then arrange for a place to meet in order to get your phone back…

Especially when the person giving your phone back to you is Officer Nieves accompanied by the rest of the East Bay Police Department.

For the whole story, head over to the San Francisco Chronicle.