You can hardly blame these guys for their ESL cover of Blur’s Song 2 — a lot can be lost in translation and there’s a good chance that what was cool when you were 13 is just starting to catch on with soccer fanboy cover bands playing at middle school music festivals.

Just don’t expect said middle school girls to catch your Umbro jersey wearing body after you hurl it from the stage.

As you might expect, the pinnacle of any Mariachi’s professional career, the coming of age, the Quinceañera, is the mariachi serenade of the beluga whale (may also be referred to as the sea canary).

Jon Lajoie is back at it again with his newest video for the song “Fuck Everything”.

Support the Apple Deathstar and buy this track on iTunes.

This was from way back when you didn’t need to be attractive to get the singing role in a movie.

I bet she cleans a mean house though.

Kings of Leon perform Back Down South on VH1′s Storytellers and tell a little bit about how the song was conceived. Still waiting to see the lap steel come out on stage.

“I either write a lot when I’m drunk or I drink a lot when I write.”

Today’s Link Roundup:

The best links of the internets – [Linkiest]

This is how the PGA flies – [BustedCoverage]

Election had an alternate ending? – [FilmDrunk]

Donald Trump not running for President – [WarmingGlow]

25 awesome pieces of art with money – [HolyTaco]

Serena Williams must remove Twitter avatar – [Izismile]

Bin Laden channel surfs – [CollegeHumor]

Today’s girl is Minka Kelly – [Maxim]

Zombie Pikachu comes to life – [ForkParty]

Hannah vs. Hannah Barbera – [SmokingJacket]

Victoria’s Secret bombshell summer campaign – [BroBible]

Six Disney villains who were really heroes – [Guyism]

Women falling in romantic comedies – [Attuworld]

Bagel vs. Donut war – [CavemanCircus]

Bridesmaids big girl gets two roles – [UGO]

If you’re trying to make it big in your mom’s basement, don’t go posting videos of you passing out from oversmoking on YouTube. What may have worked for Justin Bieber and that driving on salvia guy is not an appropriate distribution avenue for a video of you choking on a double bacon cheeseburger from the floor of the room you used to play Hungry, Hungry Hippos in.

Let’s get some wallpaper up on those walls while we’re at it, aye?

NME adds, “the name of the new album relates to an oak tree in Wiltshire‘s Savernake Forest, thought to be around 1,000 years old. The forest lies around three miles away from Tottenham House, a listed country house where Radiohead recorded part of ‘In Rainbows’.

The tree is a pollarded oak, referring to an ancient technique for harvesting timber for fencing and firewood. The phrase also appears in the 23rd chapter of the Qu’ran.”

The digital download is available in MP3 and WAV forms and will cost $9 and $14 respectively.

In traditional Radiohead fashion, they will also be releasing what they call a Newspaper Album consisting of two 10 inch clear vinyl records in a purpose built record sleeve, CD (8Tracks), many large sheets of artwork, 625 small pieces of artwork, full color plastic cover to hold everything together and of course a digital album download (WAV or MP3). The collector’s edition will run $44 for the MP3 version and $49 for the WAV version.

Keep your ears open — an album release usually means tour dates are soon to follow.

Because we’re unable to provide sneak peak tracks, enjoy this classic 1993 performance of Creep on Conan.

For the longest time I had no idea what a Bieber was in the same way I that I didn’t know what a Snooki was, but after figuring it out I realized he’s essentially the Sarah Palin of music — cliché catch phrase word stew with a side of what the fuck is up with your haircut.

This is 5 great moments in Justin Bieber.

5. Bieber Osmond

Pretty much ensures Bieber will have a career with trendsetting NBC in an attempt to rival ABC’s Donnie & Marie daytime reruns.

4. Cobain Responds

Too soon?

3. Honest Sign Is Honest

While juxtaposition may more commonly be used to refer to two things side by side as a means for contrast, there are few differences between Justin Bieber and that pole besides his mushroom-tip cut and the pole’s ability to sing.

2. Bieber on Girls

That explains it.

1. Dad at a Justin Bieber Concert

Props to dad for sacking down and being a good father, but if you’re going to make this a regular thing, take a tip from homeboy on the left and invest in a quality pair of noise-canceling headphones.

Because they’re so ubiquitous in music culture and pop culture these days, we kindly provide the official Daft Punk helmet guide which I’m told will need updating again in 2011.

Clicking the image above will take you to another page containing an image which, when clicked, will open another page containing an even bigger, more readable infographic, because as usual, we like to make things as difficult as possible.

If you’ve never attempted to stage-dive before, it’s probably not a good idea to devirginize yourself at the high-school talent show — no one goes to those things. The crowd’s not big enough.

And as if the kid standing alone in the back didn’t already have the worst view in the house — next to getting scissor-sistered to the face, the last thing the poor kid needs is the bassist’s balls in his mouth.

Though to be fair, it’s a known fact that bass players have to work extra hard to pull groupie tail — it’s rock & roll hierarchy. Some times the groupies come to you, and sometimes the cock has to fly off the stage into unsuspecting mouths.