Being relatively well traveled and having lived in Los Angeles my entire life, I know we have some of the greatest restaurants in the world — Screw Les Halles, who doesn’t eat at Chili’s, Applebees, and/or TGI Fridays at least twice a day?

But sadly, being spoiled by these fine LA eateries means I just don’t have time to check out Shatin Chinese Food, Cabbages & Condoms, and the many many varietals of Flavors of Negros — I hear the Congolese Crisps are delicious.

Until then, enjoy these Awkward Store Names.

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What could be wrong with Robert Fagot, the 26-year-old gift salesman who’s never been laid other than the fact that his sea-foam green collar has more separation than the top two buttons of Kirstie Alley’s jeans?

Take it easy on your son, mom. Oh, you did, I guess.

Coulda named him Harry.

When you’re thinking of a name for your hot new burger joint or your neighborhood ice-creamery, you should take a second to make sure your ideas are not derived from categories on the popular SNL skit Celebrity Jeopardy. These 10 store names (one company name) were never double-checked, consequently they make up Banned’s Top 10 Stupid Store Names.

Tits…

10. Spacing is key when it comes to exchanging kids and sex changes

9. Cream filled buns anyone?

8. Popular with the ladies…

7. Sounds painful and probably available on Craigslist

6. Arrive early as space is limited

5. In case your girl is all dried up?

4. Simple and to the point

3. I usually stay at the Alltheway Inn

2. Hard-Ons not available used

1. I prefer Gabonese, but Tanzanian isn’t bad with hot sauce