Similar lists have been made, but I needed to compile my own because every one I have seen includes Roseanne being obnoxious, and omits the complete audio file of Carl Lewis butchering the United States’ National Anthem — which is, in my opinion, the cornerstone of any Star Mangled Banner compilation.
Because July 4th is right around the corner, I wear my patriotism low on my brow and present The Star Mangled Banner: 6 Mind Deafening Awesomely Terrible Renditions Of The US National Anthem (And Two Other Butcherings).
6. California’s Castro Valley High …