New York Times Best-Selling author and now filmmaker scored on the Florida Gators before the season even started.

From his movie blog:

No matter what else happens on this tour, with this movie, or in my life, I don’t care. I can die happy, because last night I did what no other Kentuckian has done in years: I scored at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, aka The Swamp.

I mean this literally. I snuck in to the stadium, with a girl, and fucked her on the goal line of the south end zone. Right below the goal posts, underneath the national championship signs.

If this gets me in trouble, I don’t care. If the Gainesville PD puts out a warrant for my arrest for some bullshit misdemeanor, so be it, I will turn myself in and deal with it. If it means I get banned from UF, that would suck, but those are consequences I have to live with. No matter what happens, it will all be worth it, because now, every time I watch UF play, even though goddamn Tim Tebow may be unstoppable, even though UF has more team speed than a pack of cheetahs and destroys my beloved Wildcats every year, I know that they have to cross the place where I had sex with a girl to do it.

Gives new meaning to hitting the tight end across the middle. Kudos to Mr. Max for doing more than the Sooners could muster in last year’s National Championship Game. We can only imagine that Lane Kiffin and his ridiculously hot wife are next to attempt this, recruiting violations be damned.

The NCAA play-in game is the opening game of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament featuring the 64th and 65th seeded teams. The winner of the game continues on in the tournament, facing one of the top seeds in the first round.

The play-in game of the 2009 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament was played on Tuesday at the University of Dayton Arena in Dayton, Ohio. The Alabama State Hornets fell to the Morehead State Eagles 58 to 43.

Because we know that no one really cares about either team, we’ve provided what little entertainment value could be extracted from the game–candid shots of Erin Andrews’ ass courtesy of some creepy dude who must have rationalized that because it seemed like he was watching a WNBA game, he might as well find something entertaining to do–like taking ass shots of women he doesn’t know.

Alabama was playing so all the female fans were wearing KFC uniforms and had mustaches–logically he crept after Erin Andrews and fired away.

Just when you thought Rey Maualuga was simply an autonomous killing machine constructed and programmed by Pete Carroll to destroy college quarterbacks, Rey shows us his feminine side. But seriously, this is probably just a Jedi Mind Trick designed to lull opponents into complacency only to unmercifully sacrifice their bodies to the football gods come Saturday. Virginia QB Peter Lalich is already doing his best to get suspended before August 30th.

HT: USCFootball.com